Guide for Gashmo:
1) Stop lying. It will get you absolutely nowhere. Torrent downloading (and using the internet at that), and being a witness in the swiss alps with female bodyguards just doesn't mix.
2) Random topics are good, in small doses. A random topic or two a week keeps me from freak(ing). If you notice, you have about 40 useless topics, seriously.
3) Cut down on the critisizing and jokes on certain things. Making jokes or laughing at dead people isn't something people like.
~Celestial