OT, I know, but..... I had a friend in college who lived with a bunch of artists. He made a flow chart depicting the questions the pizza joint always asks so they could order pizza so long as they could press Auto-dial and read the little boxes and arrows:
Do you want Pepperoni? Y--> "Say Pepperoni" ------>
|
|------> No--> Say "Large Vegetarian Combo" ------------->
Sometimes they went without pizza for days....
-Throbblefoot