the english are fortunately located on an island. hooray for them? i don't think there's been a successful invasion of england(while not in transition between kings) since it was brought under control of the roman empire...has there?
anyway, the french are a bit less helpfully located as observed in the past century...lol
serious conversation that once happened between two friends of mine -
Friend1: I'm French, Irish, Polish and a tiny bit [Native American] Indian.
Friend2: Why don't you just stand around with a sign saying "Invade me"
-elessar