Author Topic: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN (Read 18818 times)

Ser Red Ronnet Connington · « **on:** June 16, 2006, 02:04:10 PM »

This was posted by Cannixx almost 1 yr ago. I loved it, mabye since most of u have not played uber u wont appreciate it as much, but its still one hell of a laugh.

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Roflmao

ok ok, so i meet asshats on nwn all the time and on the net, who doesnt rite??? but this guy im about to mention deservers a SPECIAL award,

lmao.

his name was something like Malgoniss, on UA serv. First he join, annoying newb, keeps saying:

"Can you gimme uber items plz" "I wanna be uber"

ok big deal, hear this every day, but then it progresses...

after about 15 mins of repetedly being annoying, askign for items and sayign "HOW TO BE UBER??" etc, someone with dm toy stunes him so he cant move

"Why cant i move??" "YOU HACKERS HAVE HACKED MY PC" "THATS ILLEGAL"

he is sure that somebody has "Hacked" his pc, ok, so hes an idiot, big deal but then he just became a laughing matter

"You cant hack me thats illegal"

"If you keep this up ill tell bioware"

5 secs later

""OK IVE TOLD BIOWARE THEY SAY IF YOU DONT GIMME UBER ITEMS THEYLL BAN UR CD KEYS"

wtf...

"IVE TOLD EM UR ALL BANNED SOON HACKERS.... UNLESS U GIMME UBER GEAR"

How did u tell them so quickly hmm???

"I LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO THE BIOWARE HEADQUARTERS"

omg...

then the guy gets kicked. Heres the roflmao part.

a few secs later the guy, same log, joins with a char name

""BIOWARE CHEIF EXECUTER AND OWNER, ENFORCE OF HACKERS""

omg lmao, then he starts saying he owns bioware, and that if we dont give his friend Malgoniss uber items, well all banned from NWN for ever

"MY FRIEND MALGONISS INFORMS ME OF MISS CONDUCT ON MY GAME"

" ALL YOU CD KEYS ARE TERMINATED NEXT TIME U LOG"

lmao, sorry but i just needed to post that, if only sum of ya coulda been there it was the craziest thign ive ever seen on nwn

Whats the biggest laugh uve ever had (NWN related)?

Psycho · « **Reply #1 on:** June 16, 2006, 02:09:54 PM »

Hahahah nice one

Chard! · « **Reply #2 on:** June 16, 2006, 05:53:54 PM »

That would be when i decided to leave Antes or the hilarious conversations with Adam. :rofl:

Edit: Hmm and much much more... There were times where i actually did roll on the floor laughing.

Soul Sojourner · « **Reply #3 on:** June 16, 2006, 06:38:55 PM »

Eh, not bad. But not as good as some of the things I've seen in GunZ or on Godspire.

Mercy · « **Reply #4 on:** June 17, 2006, 11:21:55 PM »

During SoU, this guy Blake...annoyed the piss out of me and Mo. More I am sure, but me and Mo are the ones I remember. Always said his dad was the chief programmer for nwn and had connections at Atari and Bioware and if we didnt leave him alone we would be perma banned from nwn multi. lol.

fireknight40 · « **Reply #5 on:** June 18, 2006, 02:50:46 AM »

lol nice.

Soul Sojourner · « **Reply #6 on:** June 18, 2006, 11:59:33 AM »

Best part is, even if his dad was the chief programmer, he probably wouldn't be able to get that to happen. Besides the fact that he most likely wouldn't listen to his sons bitching and wouldn't do it. Plus even if he tried and had the connections, it is unlikely his connections would do it. Now, what were the odds in favor of this 'blake' in comparison to the odds against? rofl. Stupidity at it's greatest.

RuNE · « **Reply #7 on:** June 18, 2006, 01:35:04 PM »

Omg, first post here - one of the best things ever.

Talon · « **Reply #8 on:** June 18, 2006, 03:34:08 PM »

OMG first post here!
w00t - i is so cool i is burnin'

Mo · « **Reply #9 on:** June 18, 2006, 03:35:41 PM »

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During SoU, this guy Blake...annoyed the piss out of me and Mo. More I am sure, but me and Mo are the ones I remember. Always said his dad was the chief programmer for nwn and had connections at Atari and Bioware and if we didnt leave him alone we would be perma banned from nwn multi. lol.
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Blake was a quick taunt, item swapping, counterspelling tard.

Anheg · « **Reply #10 on:** June 18, 2006, 06:21:14 PM »

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Blake was a quick taunt, item swapping, counterspelling tard.
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Sounds like Mercy

Talon · « **Reply #11 on:** June 18, 2006, 08:04:21 PM »

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Blake was a quick taunt, item swapping, counterspelling tard.
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Sounds like one of my chars for testing out sents.

Soul Sojourner · « **Reply #12 on:** June 18, 2006, 11:06:05 PM »

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Blake was a quick taunt, item swapping, counterspelling tard.
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Sounds like Homer Simpson.

Anheg · « **Reply #13 on:** June 18, 2006, 11:45:34 PM »

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Sounds like one of my chars for testing out sents.
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Im not sure if its because its really late, I've eaten two cans of sour cream and onion pringles, or becase im watching Robot Chicken, but im not sure what you mean by "chars"

Mercy · « **Reply #14 on:** June 18, 2006, 11:57:02 PM »

Since when have I done any of those three Anheg?

Anheg · « **Reply #15 on:** June 19, 2006, 12:07:25 AM »

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Since when have I done any of those three Anheg?
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I was just refering to the tard part

Razor Blade · « **Reply #16 on:** June 19, 2006, 02:11:33 AM »

My greates laugh this morning was this:
CAD comic

Chard! · « **Reply #17 on:** June 19, 2006, 04:05:50 AM »

Edit: Removed Psycho's quote.

Wha....

Chard! · « **Reply #18 on:** June 19, 2006, 04:22:23 AM »

............... Uhm... wtf..

Talon · « **Reply #19 on:** June 19, 2006, 04:27:16 AM »

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We want porn *suddenly psycho comes and picks out a girl , thinks that its tifa and bites and licks all over her body* *rawr*
WE WANT IT NOW
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I dont see tifa

ViperDE2004 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 19, 2006, 04:46:24 AM »

lol funny story man some people really dont know when to quit. I bet his login was the same to xD

and psycho wtf stop posting you stupid little horny 12 year old. ffs go get some real ass and stop posting useless bullshit. and btw thats the worst pair of tities i have ever seen in my life. Your tifa or what ever you wanna call it, is ugly as fuck.

Chard! · « **Reply #21 on:** June 19, 2006, 05:31:09 AM »

Edit: Removed Psycho's quote.

BWAAHAHAH rofl :lol2: :lol2:

Ser Red Ronnet Connington · « **Reply #22 on:** June 19, 2006, 07:08:50 AM »

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Dont i look awesome
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WHAT THE FUCK !!!! Are u on about Pyscho. LM has little kids posting.. and they bloody well dont need to see any of the crap u posted, even though i found it bloody odd/funny that a 10 yr old would post shite like that. We dont need to hear how horny u are.. and stop talking about blowjobs.. im sorry but its not acceptable. If you are the little attention seeking freak u seem to be, plz go and post in another forum.

Cannixxxx · « **Reply #23 on:** June 19, 2006, 07:30:14 AM »

original link http://www.nwn-uber.org/e107_plugins/forum...ewtopic.php?151

Ser Red Ronnet Connington · « **Reply #24 on:** June 19, 2006, 07:54:41 AM »

Lol Psychos reply ... in a pm:

Ser red connington u .

Go me, ive u wont ill hate u

TIFA YEA YEA TIFA !~!!!! ,

IM WETHER ULL LIKE IT OR NOT

*gives ser red connington a *

*snipping out the nasty little bits*

Ser Red Ronnet Connington · « **Reply #25 on:** June 19, 2006, 07:58:51 AM »

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U just made that up asswipe

pansy whoor cun]
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lol i wont respond to a little fat ugly immature kid with freckles on his stupid face... il allow the admins to deal with it.

Cannixxxx · « **Reply #26 on:** June 19, 2006, 08:14:27 AM »

Psycho did you join Uberalies server about a year ago by any chance?

Razor Blade · « **Reply #27 on:** June 19, 2006, 08:46:15 AM »

This Psycho dude is clearly SPAMMING this forum and I think a mod should delete his posts as they CLEARLY don't have anything to do with the subject of this thread...A ban would do him good too...

Chard! · « **Reply #28 on:** June 19, 2006, 09:55:32 AM »

I'll ask him in RL why he posts this crap.

Elessar Telrunya · « **Reply #29 on:** June 19, 2006, 10:16:28 AM »

Psycho, may I refer you to this rule -

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2. Refrain from posting profanity, racist, sexist, or demeaning material. Any offensive material in your posts, including Adult material, will be removed ASAP.

- from this thread.

Please remove the avatar photo.

-Elessar

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Author Topic: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN (Read 18818 times)

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