Viking: All hail Jokull the Apocalypse. Grab a mug o' mead, a leg o' mutton and yon battle hammer!
Cereal: Available in low-brow convenience marts everywhere, it's:
Mega Nut Chunks
Hillbillie: Your name is Cleatus Merle Douglas but everyone calls you Earl.
Exotic: The stage clears, and all eyes turn to you, Mr. Fantastic Willie R. Wontee.