I'll number my post so I can seem cool and such
1. This will be civilized discussion from this post down, or there will be no discussion.
2. Bush is a damned fool.
A. Iraq War
1. excuses (chronological)
a. terrorism
a1. no terrorists
b. chemical/biological weapons
b1. no weapons
c. "liberation" of iraqis
c1. Leads to savior from Saddam, but they will all be hated and killed by the rest of the middle east due to their american influence
B. Economy
1. The idiot pretends that he can affect it
2. 'tax cut'
a. for the richest of the rich (Republican only club, anyone?)
C. Would you want a president that can't speak his own language?
"It's very important for folks to understand that when there's more trade, there's more commerce." -George W. Bush, at the Summit of the Americas in Quebec City, April 21, 2001
"Neither in French nor in English nor in Mexican." -George W. Bush, declining to take reporters' questions during a photo op with Canadian Prime Minister Jean Chretien, April 21, 2001
"This administration is doing everything we can to end the stalemate in an efficient way. We're making the right decisions to bring the solution to an end." -George W. Bush, April 10, 2001
(talk about redundancy)
"I've coined new words, like, misunderstanding and Hispanically." -George W. Bush, speaking at the Radio & Television Correspondents dinner, March 29, 2001
"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective." -George W. Bush, during a White House press conference, Feb. 22, 2001
"You teach a child to read, and he or her will be able to pass a literacy test.'' -George W. Bush, Feb. 21, 2001
"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House - make no mistake about it." -George W. Bush, Feb. 7, 2001
"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants." -George W. Bush, Jan. 2001
"I am mindful of the difference between the executive branch and the legislative branch. I assured all four of these leaders that I know the difference, and that difference is they pass the laws and I execute them." -George W. Bush, Dec. 20, 2000
"Dick Cheney and I do not want this nation to be in a recession. We want anybody who can find work to be able to find work." -George W. Bush, 60 minutes II, CBS, December 5, 2000
"The legislature's job is to write law. It's the executive branch's job to interpret law." -George W. Bush, Nov. 2000
*EXTRA STUPID*
"They misunderestimated me." -George W. Bush, Nov. 2000
"If you don't stand for anything, you don't stand for anything!" -George W. Bush, Bellevue Community College, Nov. 2, 2000
"One of the common denominators I have found is that expectations rise above that which is expected." -George W. Bush
"Mr. Vice President, in all due respect, it is - I'm not sure 80 percent of the people get the death tax. I know this: 100 percent will get it if I'm the president." -George W. Bush, during the third presidential debate, Oct. 2000
"Laura and I are proud to call John and Michelle Engler our friends. I know you're proud to call him governor. What a good man the Englers are." -George W. Bush, Nov. 2000
"The fact that he relies on facts - says things that are not factual - are going to undermine his campaign." -George W. Bush on Al Gore
"I think anybody who doesn't think I'm smart enough to handle the job is underestimating." -George W. Bush
(quotes may not be real, just for comedy purposes)