Well, I have been thinking about this war and here is what I have come up with:
Girdle of Melian, my Zen Archer, is an Elf and the name comes from the protection that Melian the Maya put around Doriath for King Thingol (from LotR, duh). So, when I play Girdle of Melian, the forests of Doriath will be under my protection. (Backed up by an army of Kobold Commandos of course!)
However, Joe Fixit is by nature a bouncer, so when I play Joe Fixit the House of the Bear will be under my protection, assisted by the lovely Epic Nimblewrite Golems!
Let the confusion begin!
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