Author Topic: Quotes! (Read 103262 times)

420 · « **Reply #90 on:** July 12, 2007, 12:23:04 AM »

"It's wrong to obsess over a celebrity, unless that celebrity is bacon."
-Wendy's commercial

Anheg · « **Reply #91 on:** July 12, 2007, 02:09:14 AM »

Everyone is connected to Kevin Bacon, you should know that by now.

420 · « **Reply #92 on:** July 18, 2007, 04:27:23 PM »

"If you weren't a man and my father, too, I would buy a diamond ring and then I'd marry you."
- Mayonnaise and Marmalade, New Rhythm & Blues Quartet

Anheg · « **Reply #93 on:** July 18, 2007, 04:54:54 PM »

Three may keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

-- Ben Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanac

Wide open and unguarded stand our gates,
And through them passes a wild motley throng.
Men from Volga and Tartar steppes.
Featureless figures from the Hoang-ho,
Malayan, Scythian, Teuton, Kelt and Slav,
Flying the Old World's poverty and scorn;
These bringing with them unknown gods and rites,
Those tiger passions here to stretch their claws,
In street and alley what strange tongues are these,
Accents of menace in our ear,
Voices that once the Tower of Babel knew.

-- Thomas Bailey Aldrich,
"The Unguarded Gates," 1882

420 · « **Reply #94 on:** July 19, 2007, 09:59:24 PM »

"Call me 'Mint Jelly' because I'm on the lam!"
-Abe "Grandpa" Simpson

cuchulann · « **Reply #95 on:** July 25, 2007, 02:57:18 AM »

"There's nothing wrong with you that an expensive operation can't prolong." - Graham Chapman

420 · « **Reply #96 on:** July 29, 2007, 09:18:49 PM »

From: Cities sue gangs in bid to stop violence

"Seven months in jail is a big penalty for sitting on the front porch or riding in the car with your gang buddies."
-Kinley Hegglund, senior assistant city attorney for Wichita Falls.

Excuse me, did that guy just say "gang buddies"?

-420

Mo · « **Reply #97 on:** July 29, 2007, 11:52:06 PM »

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That behavior won't cut it anymore and neither will spa-style clinics, said Barry Gerald Sands, a Century City defense attorney who's also a certified drug and alcohol counselor.

"Whatever you have done in the past, do a 360-degree turn and go the other way," Sands said.

Just realized this should go here.

related topic.

Anheg · « **Reply #98 on:** July 30, 2007, 09:01:38 AM »

"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my
fish burger and I realize, Oh God.... I could be eating a slow learner."

--Lynda Montgomery

Mo · « **Reply #99 on:** August 07, 2007, 05:36:37 PM »

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"The inability of the insurgent forces to inflict any severe damage on Firebase Anaconda, while being simultaneously decimated in the process, should be a clear indication of the ineffectiveness of their fighters," said Army Capt. Vanessa R.

Thought that was well put hehe.

75-strong Taliban force tries to storm a U.S.-led coalition base in Afghanistan

420 · « **Reply #100 on:** August 07, 2007, 05:51:57 PM »

Gotta love the military jargon.

I always liked the quote from Simpsons about the Harrier:

"This is one of our more dollar-intensive ordinance delivery vectors."
-Air Force Tour Guide on The Simpsons

-420

Mercy · « **Reply #101 on:** August 07, 2007, 05:56:55 PM »

Rofl.

"I'll quote your face" - Charlie Fox_trot (from another forum talking to someone for quoting him mispelling lol)

420 · « **Reply #102 on:** August 17, 2007, 12:50:33 PM »

Don't you love it when ignorant assholes invalidate their own opinion when trying to start a spam war in one of your threads:

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Just because you say it doesn't make it true.

-420

"Yes it does." -Dontgothere

Throbblefoot · « **Reply #103 on:** August 17, 2007, 09:19:27 PM »

"Hispanic Growth Extends Eastward; Areas Unfamiliar With Diversity"
- Headline in USA TODAY from August 9, 2007

Something about the idea that diversity spreads from the west cracks me up....

Link to Actual Article

-Throbblefoot

Soul Sojourner · « **Reply #104 on:** August 18, 2007, 12:33:43 AM »

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"Hispanic Growth Extends Eastward; Areas Unfamiliar With Diversity"
- Headline in USA TODAY from August 9, 2007

Something about the idea that diversity spreads from the west cracks me up....

Link to Actual Article

-Throbblefoot
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Most Mexican and Black people I meet around here, say they're from California.

420 · « **Reply #105 on:** August 19, 2007, 01:47:21 PM »

"Canada claimed the passage in 1973 but competition to control the Arctic has intensified with global warming. Shrinking polar ice has raised the possibility of new shipping lanes and development of what one U.S. study suggested could be as much as 25 percent of the world's undiscovered oil and gas." -Associated Press Writer

I guess we now know exactly what our leaders think about global warming.

-420

Meclar · « **Reply #106 on:** August 19, 2007, 02:09:06 PM »

"Hispanic Growth Extends Eastward; Areas Unfamiliar With Diversity"

lmao

Meclar · « **Reply #107 on:** August 22, 2007, 10:35:12 PM »

"I don't think it resonates well," she said. "YouTube? Who watches that? Young people? Those are the people that don't vote."

Democratic state Rep. (of NH) Jane Beaulieu Link to the article

cuchulann · « **Reply #108 on:** August 24, 2007, 06:05:09 PM »

So astronomers have found the largest track of open space to date,

Retired NASA astronomer Steve Maran said of the discovery: "This is incredibly important for something where there is nothing to it."

The article: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070824/ap_on_sc/universe_hole

Meclar · « **Reply #109 on:** August 25, 2007, 09:53:23 AM »

Ok that's it I've had enough of this "space" exploration. I want my money back and please NASA stop exploring.

420 · « **Reply #110 on:** August 29, 2007, 10:15:20 PM »

"I was on my way to the store to buy urinal cake mix."
-Moe Szyslak

Mo · « **Reply #111 on:** August 29, 2007, 11:21:44 PM »

I think Miss South Carolina deserves a spot here:

click to watch

Hell why not this too...

click to watch me toooooo

420 · « **Reply #112 on:** August 29, 2007, 11:54:17 PM »

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I think Miss South Carolina deserves a spot here
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Here is an answer to that question which also makes a great quote:

"I don't want to win a pageant that associates me with a country full of people that are so utterly fucking stupid that they can't point out their homeland on a map!" -420

However, I love her explanation about how she fucked up because she was so befuddled by that very fact.

-420

Mo · « **Reply #113 on:** September 04, 2007, 11:52:04 PM »

Wow too funny for words:

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Nathan says:
hey...
what's something that the turkish created or good that they have done?
SoulSojourner says:
*bam* your dead.

Razor Blade · « **Reply #114 on:** September 17, 2007, 08:26:05 PM »

This quote comes from the "Hellboy" movie I don't know why but the next quote is just kickass for me, it just is awesome and also a bit true...

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What makes a man, a man? is it his origin? how he comes to life? it's the choices he makes not how he starts things, but how he decides to end them!

Soul Sojourner · « **Reply #115 on:** September 18, 2007, 02:51:16 PM »

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This quote comes from the "Hellboy" movie I don't know why but the next quote is just kickass for me, it just is awesome and also a bit true...
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Alright... then apply that quote to your love situation.

Razor Blade · « **Reply #116 on:** September 18, 2007, 05:04:46 PM »

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Alright... then apply that quote to your love situation.
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Oke lol, but how I don't see how that quote fits in my love situation.....?

Enlighten me!

Soul Sojourner · « **Reply #117 on:** September 18, 2007, 06:57:50 PM »

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Oke lol, but how I don't see how that quote fits in my love situation.....?

Enlighten me!
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"the choices he makes not how he starts things, but how he decides to end them!"
I would think it should be pretty self-explanatory.

Razor Blade · « **Reply #118 on:** September 18, 2007, 07:01:12 PM »

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"the choices he makes not how he starts things, but how he decides to end them!"
I would think it should be pretty self-explanatory.
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but I don't wanna end things I wan't to start them...

Soul Sojourner · « **Reply #119 on:** September 18, 2007, 07:09:13 PM »

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but I don't wanna end things I wan't to start them...
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You already started them, now it's deciding how to end it. Try and hook up, or drop it.
By your quote, it's no longer about how you started it, it's about what you're going to do about it.

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Author Topic: Quotes! (Read 103262 times)