Author Topic: Absence of Godspire causes teen rampage (Read 15143 times)

gashmo · « **on:** November 12, 2004, 06:34:21 PM »

"In downtown Utah, at approximately 3pm, a teen ran into the mall, screamed 'Noooooo!' and starting shooting all the shoppers with a goo-gun. He was immedtaley immobilised by six police officers. Later asked why, the teen answered 'Godpsires is down .. godspires is down...'. Scientists at the top secret Los Alamos labs are still working on whether this signifies an attack from outer space...... " - AP

This weekened does not look promising for nwn gaming, I will have to scrounge around in other servers......

ViperDE2004 · « **Reply #1 on:** November 17, 2004, 08:30:18 PM »

Wtf is a goo-gun?

gashmo · « **Reply #2 on:** November 18, 2004, 12:39:25 AM »

a goo-gun is a gun which shoots goo.

the goo is usually pink in color and it comes out in a long unending stream

i think the stuff is edible but im not that keen to try because it usually gets miesse din people's hair.

Anheg · « **Reply #3 on:** November 18, 2004, 07:21:12 AM »

...You are not supposed to eat suger for breakfast.

ViperDE2004 · « **Reply #4 on:** November 22, 2004, 03:50:05 AM »

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a goo-gun is a gun which shoots goo.

the goo is usually pink in color and it comes out in a long unending stream

i think the stuff is edible but im not that keen to try because it usually gets miesse din people's hair.
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interesting . Never new that. I WANT A GOO-GOO GUN

Anheg · « **Reply #5 on:** November 22, 2004, 12:45:12 PM »

YOU CANT HANDLE THE GOO GUN!!

Knuckles · « **Reply #6 on:** November 23, 2004, 12:50:26 AM »

Is this person on drugs or something?

Why in the world would someone do that?

gashmo · « **Reply #7 on:** November 23, 2004, 12:55:13 AM »

well it is quite clear he did it because of global warming, arnie running for president and the electromagnetic effects of tilt in the earth's axis of spin. It's quite a recognised medical phenomenon, now that we can accurately record the rate at which entropy occurs in the hair on a rat's nose.

Knuckles · « **Reply #8 on:** November 23, 2004, 01:02:44 AM »

Do you love to use big words?

gashmo · « **Reply #9 on:** November 23, 2004, 02:45:46 AM »

really cool aim name stitch
and yeah i think lilo and sticth was a really really good movie

do i like to use big words?.. um no not always. nuff said.

teen rampage: did everyone hear about the 13 year old who tried to kidnap a female stripper by calling her to come to his family's beachhouse, pretending to be his older brother and then trying to tie her up or soemthing?

cool huh?

Knuckles · « **Reply #10 on:** November 23, 2004, 02:35:54 PM »

NO thast's not "cool" that's assulte :excl:

gashmo · « **Reply #11 on:** November 23, 2004, 10:52:50 PM »

what's wrong with assault?

if the new age has taught us anything it is that if you want something you go out and get it! you expect by talking and namby pamby negotiation u r going to get anything? forget it! you need to use force! smash em down!

president bush is the best example of the right thing to do! he showed us that to win u have to use force! so if u like a girl, grab her! use force if necessary! no use talking ur way through crap. force is not the last resort! ok maybe 1 phone call first.

Blood Angel · « **Reply #12 on:** November 24, 2004, 03:42:39 PM »

well I don't agree on using force against a girl...

ViperDE2004 · « **Reply #13 on:** November 24, 2004, 10:37:59 PM »

Woman should be treated with more respect then men in my opinion. After all, if you dont have a woman, you dont have fun

. so about using this force thing, you better move out of another country or something cause woman like to tell other woman stuff. Its called gossip and they do it alot for the simple fact that woman look for security, and if you use force, they will never want to be with you. So treat your ladies with respect or else they will all be on your back.

-Viper

gashmo · « **Reply #14 on:** November 26, 2004, 04:43:02 AM »

well maybe women need a little bit more cosnideration but..

u see every woman today knows that the only way a man can get things done is to be like president bush - smash and grab - so unless u r like bush u wont get ahead in life. then no girl will want u.

so unless u show urself to be a mindless jock without any logical thought and willing to just be a puppet of other mindless jocks then the girl wont like u. simple!

Knuckles · « **Reply #15 on:** November 26, 2004, 06:33:05 AM »

......... :closedeyes: :glare:

Shade · « **Reply #16 on:** November 27, 2004, 11:47:31 AM »

respect respect respect! ^.^
a little force is good like for innocent things... like she's to shy to hang out with u.. drag her ^.^ lol secretly she wants to lol. uhhmmm yea. gashmo u stay from females for a while k?

force for dirty things is bad! bad bad bad! BAD

gashmo · « **Reply #17 on:** November 28, 2004, 01:10:24 AM »

hahaha!

i slay females all the time
girls fall for me like flies to baygon!
yeah course i wont say it in real life
but the tough guy approach works
domination and power is a.. thing with girls find desirable
even brainy girls fall for me..
can't keep em off me really :/

even Shade and Stiych - if u r both girls
who wud u prefer for ur first time some wimpy nerdy goof
or a reall ycclassy tough guy who is in command and is gentle and caring?
yeah first times count... mmmmmm... yum

Blood Angel · « **Reply #18 on:** November 28, 2004, 01:14:27 AM »

well the best thing to win a girl over is the charm for sure, I mean I've even been told that it was one of my best qualities ^^

Shade · « **Reply #19 on:** November 28, 2004, 03:08:56 AM »

gashmo i think i'd kill u lol.
i prefer blood's charm ^.^

gashmo · « **Reply #20 on:** November 28, 2004, 03:55:39 AM »

no way charm will work on terrorists

the un tried charm for 10 years and did zilch

whether it is a job, girls, crossing the road or doing homework,
the only way to get things done is to be the master blaster!

Knuckles · « **Reply #21 on:** November 28, 2004, 07:27:44 PM »

I 'm goin to ask the admin to close this topic, it's getting out of hand.

Mo · « **Reply #22 on:** November 29, 2004, 12:18:08 AM »

I don't see a major problem with this thread. Though it's being moved to random ranting cause it's way off topic now. Let's just try and keep the posts as politically correct as we can. If anyone has been offended by something here please let me know exactly what has offended you.

Knuckles · « **Reply #23 on:** November 29, 2004, 01:15:19 AM »

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what's wrong with assault?

if the new age has taught us anything it is that if you want something you go out and get it! you expect by talking and namby pamby negotiation u r going to get anything? forget it! you need to use force! smash em down!

president bush is the best example of the right thing to do! he showed us that to win u have to use force! so if u like a girl, grab her! use force if necessary! no use talking ur way through crap. force is not the last resort! ok maybe 1 phone call first.
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well maybe women need a little bit more cosnideration but..

u see every woman today knows that the only way a man can get things done is to be like president bush - smash and grab - so unless u r like bush u wont get ahead in life. then no girl will want u.

so unless u show urself to be a mindless jock without any logical thought and willing to just be a puppet of other mindless jocks then the girl wont like u. simple!
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This is what got me mad.

Mo · « **Reply #24 on:** November 29, 2004, 01:48:13 AM »

This is his opinion...We won't be oppressing opinions here.

In my opinion he is making dumb generalizations...Plus he has a pretty rudimentary understanding of international relations. I think you are reading too far into what he is saying.

Knuckles · « **Reply #25 on:** November 29, 2004, 06:56:15 PM »

I think you right

gashmo · « **Reply #26 on:** November 29, 2004, 09:10:24 PM »

i just wanted to see who would react that is all...

sorry. im not really like that except - that at work i am finding that yeah, girls do prefer more aggressive guys after bush came in.

doofer101 · « **Reply #27 on:** November 30, 2004, 12:29:47 AM »

AHHHHH *smashes random objects*

where the hell did this thread come from?

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Author Topic: Absence of Godspire causes teen rampage (Read 15143 times)