They're hard to find... humans, that is. Everyone's a bunch of aliens!
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Bah, humans are overrated.
I'm human and here is what I have observed:
- Each human thinks they are the center of the Universe.
- Too much hair.
- Every 24 hours you must hose yourself off to get rid of the stench.
- Every 16 hours your body tries to force you into an unconscious state. (
sleep)
- You must almost continually shove various outside objects down your gullet just to survive a little longer. (
food, water, air)
- All food, water and air is recycled since the planet a closed environment. (YUK!)
- The % of water is a human's body is almost the same as the % of water vs. dry land and the ocean is the world toilet. (humans are mostly waste material waiting for processing)
- Humans constantly slough off their skin (SUPER YUK!)
- Much of a humans body is made up of non-human cells (bacteria)
- Human digestive system is technically "outside" of your body. (Inside being the sterile part) So humans are just big, walking tubes. (EEEW)
OK, I'll stop there, I'm starting to get nauseated.
-420