Who herewishes they are or will be married oneday?

[gashmo]

um.. this poll is just about whether being a solid couple is something which we all still want. It isn't about marriage as an institution per se.

So it is really asking - do you ever want to be or hope to be in a 1+1 relationship forever, or at least for a substantial time, say 10 years plus?

Feel free to discuss...

[Elessar Telrunya]

me wants me own kids some day. not some unfortunate kid from a dumb adoption center or something.


-Lord Elessar

[Throbblefoot]

Well, as you can see, I added a response: "I'm married - it rules," which pretty much sums it up. Realistically, I should also add "I'm married - it sucks," but I'm a romantic at heart and refuse.

-Throbblefoot

[CABAZON]

I guess my happiness would depend on whom I would be married to.

[420]

Little advice: Marry your best friend.

I'm not talking like your buddy you grew up with or your classmates or any of those losers you will never talk to again after highschool. I mean the life-long friends that you meet after you have grown up and discovered all those kids you knew when you were younger are just jerks who hung out mostly because of geographical convenience.

If they happen to be the same gender you are, so be it. It is not societies decission but your own.

Sorry I had to post the reality of highschool buddies. Truth is, I still keep in contact with one of my friends from highschool and Throbble is still in regular contact with a few. But for the most part, people change a lot as they mature and usually they find that their old friends are no longer the type of people they want to hang around with.

*Re-reads post to try to figure out where he started ranting.*

Uh, hmm, so in conclusion, marry your best friend and your life will go a lot easier.

-420

[Zaron]

hehe...then how would your woman look like cabazon?

[CABAZON]

Rephrase in english for response.  or should I say

Then ye should make some enligsh and responded it will get.

[Zaron]

whats wrong with my other post?

[420]

hehe...then how would your woman look like cabazon?

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Well, I removing the extra "would" helped, but I still think there are some critical punctuations missing and I think you want to use "what" instead of "how".

Let me attempt to translate:

Cabazon: Then what would your bride look like?

However, this seems to be an extremely shallow response to:

"I guess my happiness would depend on whom I would be married to."
-Cabazon

Zaron seems to assume Cabazon's happiness depends on how good-looking his wife was. I think Cabazon may have been refering to his future bride as a human instead of an object.

I know, it's a wacky concept, but females are actually human, they can "say bad words", think for themselves AND feel emotions just like males! *gasp*

-420

[Zaron]

i didnt say all those bad words...i'm not very good with words...so..uhm...i dont think women are objects..uhm what do you mean with that you removed would? i edited it

[Elessar Telrunya]

hehe...then how would your woman look like cabazon?

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Well, I removing the extra "would" helped, but I still think there are some critical punctuations missing and I think you want to use "what" instead of "how".

Let me attempt to translate:

Cabazon: Then what would your bride look like?

However, this seems to be an extremely shallow response to:

"I guess my happiness would depend on whom I would be married to."
-Cabazon

Zaron seems to assume Cabazon's happiness depends on how good-looking his wife was. I think Cabazon may have been refering to his future bride as a human instead of an object.

I know, it's a wacky concept, but females are actually human, they can "say bad words", think for themselves AND feel emotions just like males! *gasp*

-420

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hahhahhahaha all hail 420, man with an answer to EVERYTHING!(except how to get  the dam cds i need before christmas!!! lol jk jk...)



-Lord Elessar

[Zaron]

bah lol....

[CABAZON]

human

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They're hard to find... humans, that is.  Everyone's a bunch of aliens!

[420]

They're hard to find... humans, that is.  Everyone's a bunch of aliens!

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Bah, humans are overrated.

I'm human and here is what I have observed:

- Each human thinks they are the center of the Universe.

- Too much hair.

- Every 24 hours you must hose yourself off to get rid of the stench.

- Every 16 hours your body tries to force you into an unconscious state. (sleep)

- You must almost continually shove various outside objects down your gullet just to survive a little longer. (food, water, air)

- All food, water and air is recycled since the planet a closed environment. (YUK!)

- The % of water is a human's body is almost the same as the % of water vs. dry land and the ocean is the world toilet. (humans are mostly waste material waiting for processing)

- Humans constantly slough off their skin (SUPER YUK!)

- Much of a humans body is made up of non-human cells (bacteria)

- Human digestive system is technically "outside" of your body. (Inside being the sterile part) So humans are just big, walking tubes. (EEEW)

OK, I'll stop there, I'm starting to get nauseated.

-420

[Elessar Telrunya]

They're hard to find... humans, that is.  Everyone's a bunch of aliens!

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Bah, humans are overrated.

I'm human and here is what I have observed:

- Each human thinks they are the center of the Universe.

- Too much hair.

- Every 24 hours you must hose yourself off to get rid of the stench.

- Every 16 hours your body tries to force you into an unconscious state. (sleep)

- You must almost continually shove various outside objects down your gullet just to survive a little longer. (food, water, air)

- All food, water and air is recycled since the planet a closed environment. (YUK!)

- The % of water is a human's body is almost the same as the % of water vs. dry land and the ocean is the world toilet. (humans are mostly waste material waiting for processing)

- Humans constantly slough off their skin (SUPER YUK!)

- Much of a humans body is made up of non-human cells (bacteria)

- Human digestive system is technically "outside" of your body. (Inside being the sterile part) So humans are just big, walking tubes. (EEEW)

OK, I'll stop there, I'm starting to get nauseated.

-420

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Hmmm... *Wonders if 420 is actually an experiment where they tried to alter an embryo to make him so right, he sounds "wrong"*

Hmmm... *Goes off wishing he had Wolf legs instead of human legs for some odd reason he doesn't know*

Sometimes I think I'm not very sane.


-Lord Elessar

[Throbblefoot]

Wanna hear my weird little secret? I've always wanted a cat-tail.
Wanna know why? So I can slap folks across the face with my hands on my hips.

Man, I probably shouldn't admit that in public, huh?

-Throbblefoot

[Elessar Telrunya]

Wanna hear my weird little secret? I've always wanted a cat-tail.
Wanna know why? So I can slap folks across the face with my hands on my hips.

Man, I probably shouldn't admit that in public, huh?

-Throbblefoot

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Hahaha, don't worry, Throbble, just look at my other idea...


-Lord Elessar

[SubZer0]

heh...

"I never want to get married "

i'm theo nly one who voted for taht..
auctally, there's only one girl i'de get married to but she doenst like me anymore so yeah


"I guess my happiness would depend on whom I would be married to. "
I agree

[SubZer0]

well.. if you're married you always get bitched at , things like

"why arent you working"
and then when you're at work you get things like
"you don't spend enouhgf time with me"
for lowlifes like me auctally, this doesnt happend to rich people probably..

[gashmo]

I agree with 420 entirely - this sums it up :-
what is the only certain result of eating? go figure....
yuck i hate eating

throbble - instead of cat tail i would recommend a manticore's.....

i dont have much else to say about life except that i hate it.
hmm maybe i should go make a "who hates life" thread.. hmm not yet maybe next time...

[SubZer0]

I will delete it if you do

[-=Zen=-]

Wanna hear my weird little secret? I've always wanted a cat-tail.
Wanna know why? So I can slap folks across the face with my hands on my hips.

Man, I probably shouldn't admit that in public, huh?

-Throbblefoot

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What would having a cat tail have to do with hands on your hips??

[Chichiri]

Come on people lighten up you guys (and Throb) there is lots of good things about being married. Like good food. I can't think of any others right now but we could probably ask Throb or 420.

[-=Zen=-]

About my previous post..I get it now.

Slapping people with your tail and not using your hands, By resting them on your hips! Brilliant..!

[420]

I can't think of any others right now but we could probably ask Throb or 420.

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Uh...

Advantages

- Great tax breaks.

- People stop wondering if you are brother and sister.

- Family gets off your back about getting married.

- Saying "My wife" is faster than saying "My girlfriend"

- Ultra-conservative parents now let you sleep in the same bedroom with your spouse while visiting.

Disadvantages

- For some reason, when I go out in public with my wedding ring on, random men try to pick fights with me. This was not the case before. In fact, this happened again yesterday.

-420

[CABAZON]

I will delete it if you do

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I'd beat you to it.

[Throbblefoot]

Advantages:
 -  Membership in a secret society that somehow involves knowing what a hostess set is. married people think you're "one of them."
 - The ring can be used to ward off creepy men in public places.
 - Hotsweatymoneysex is no longer a sin against God.
 - I didn't expect to feel differently about 420 just cuz we're married, but there's a certain je ne sais quoi about it. As I said, it rocks.

 Disadvantages:
 - The creepy sensation of hearing your mother refer to "your husband."
 - Having to listen to 420's horrible mother during Thanksgiving.
 - Taxes. Despite what 420 said, we'll get screwed on our taxes now (sorry to tell you on the forum, honey!).

-Throbblefoot

[Tea-cup]

Took away the advantages/disadvantages split and changed the order a bit. I go something like this:

- Great tax breaks.

- Taxes. Despite what 420 said, we'll get screwed on our taxes now (sorry to tell you on the forum, honey!).

And this:

- Family gets off your back about getting married.

- Having to listen to 420's horrible mother during Thanksgiving.

This too:

- Ultra-conservative parents now let you sleep in the same bedroom with your spouse while visiting.

- Hotsweatymoneysex is no longer a sin against God.

And this:

- For some reason, when I go out in public with my wedding ring on, random men try to pick fights with me. This was not the case before. In fact, this happened again yesterday.

- The ring can be used to ward off creepy men in public places.

Well, I'm not going to comment each line whit what I think about it, but, it's funny.
If I ever marry, it most likely will be about the time I wish to have childeren. In Belgium marriage is financial interesting starting from that point. However, there's a goal I want to reach in my life, and it's not having childeren or a 'happy ending old day whit my husband'. So marriage isn't that important to me, but I think, hope and wish that you two enjoy life at least as much I do. And life is too short, but I love to life

-Mel

[Elessar Telrunya]

I can't think of any others right now but we could probably ask Throb or 420.

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Uh...

Advantages

- Great tax breaks.

- People stop wondering if you are brother and sister.

- Family gets off your back about getting married.

- Saying "My wife" is faster than saying "My girlfriend"

- Ultra-conservative parents now let you sleep in the same bedroom with your spouse while visiting.

Disadvantages

- For some reason, when I go out in public with my wedding ring on, random men try to pick fights with me. This was not the case before. In fact, this happened again yesterday.

-420

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wow... people there sound strange.

Advantages:
 -  Membership in a secret society that somehow involves knowing what a hostess set is. married people think you're "one of them."
 - The ring can be used to ward off creepy men in public places.
 - Hotsweatymoneysex is no longer a sin against God.
 - I didn't expect to feel differently about 420 just cuz we're married, but there's a certain je ne sais quoi about it. As I said, it rocks.

 Disadvantages:
 - The creepy sensation of hearing your mother refer to "your husband."
 - Having to listen to 420's horrible mother during Thanksgiving.
 - Taxes. Despite what 420 said, we'll get screwed on our taxes now (sorry to tell you on the forum, honey!).

-Throbblefoot

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lol you two are contradicting yourselves! hahaha lol... i love this place... reminds me of school(always something interesting to see happen in the afternoon in mrs meaney's room


-Lord Elessar

[Tea-cup]

lol you two are contradicting yourselves! hahaha lol... i love this place... reminds me of school(always something interesting to see happen in the afternoon in mrs meaney's room

-Lord Elessar

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Now they absolutely don't contradict themself. ... How you get the idea they did, read it better.
-Mel