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« on: September 07, 2004, 02:10:33 PM »
So Throbblefoot, Cuchulann, BzK and I sat around Throbbleserv yesterday and played the "versus" game for about 3 hours.

The game is very simple, you name 2 people that will fight each other and then discuss the reasons why one or the other would win. It can be fictional or real people and the environment in which they fight is also a factor.

So with no furthur delays, I give you the results of last night's "versus" game!

Kermit the Frog vs. Bugs Bunny
- Bugs wins in a 1 on 1 battle
- Kermit wins if friends get involved (ie Miss Piggy)

Homer Simpson vs. Bug Bunny
- Homer wins if they battle in the Simpsons environment (remember what happened when Itchy and Sratchy broke out of the TV set in that Halloween episode?)
- Bugs wins if they battle in the Warner Bros. environment or in the real world

Boromir vs. Eowyn
- 3 for Eowyn and 1 Undecided (Eowyn wins by vote.)

Adam West's Batman vs. Michael Keaton's Batman
- No Contest: Adam West ("and I didn't need foam padding to enhance my physique *taps chest* pure West.")

Li Mu Buy vs. McCloud
or: Croutching Tiger, Hidden Dragon vs. Highlander
- No Contest: Li Mu Buy

Mr. Burns vs. Yosemite Sam
- Burns wins (after LONG deliberation).

Pilsbury Doughboy vs. the Hamburger Helper Hand
- the Hand of course, the Doughboy would be destroyed by his poke!

Capt. Kirk vs. Cmdr. Riker
Special Circumstance: They must seduce their way past a guard.
- No Contest: Even undead Kirk is sexier than Riker.

Stinkoman vs. Xiao-Xiao
- No Contest: Stinkoman

Boomer vs. Wedge Antillies
or: Battlestar Galactica vs. Star Wars
- Undecided pending technical review of spacecraft involved!

So that's it, until the next great versus game!

-420
« Last Edit: September 07, 2004, 02:13:24 PM by 420 »

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« Reply #1 on: September 07, 2004, 02:31:19 PM »
420 vs God
-420 is God so technically it's a tie

Hulk Hogan vs P Diddy
-Hogans got the wrestling experience and a hot daughter
-P Diddys got "gansta" connections, and has had J Lo
- P Diddy wins if J Lo enters the fight

Pizza Hut vs Dominos
-Dominos has those cheese sticks
-Pizza Hut dies due to expensive prices and no cheese sticks! (ugh!)

Britney Spears vs Christina...Ag...Aguliera...Agulrieasa...whatever
-Britney tends to be outta shape while not on tour
-Christina has pierceings (drool)
-Christina wins because she's more...hot?
Who needs narrative coherence, or even literacy, anyway? If you can dead-lift 300 pounds, you're the man!

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« Reply #2 on: September 07, 2004, 03:37:35 PM »
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Hulk Hogan vs P Diddy

Man, when I saw this, I thought, "My god, anarki has  gone around the bend!" But then I saw this.  

So it's P. Diddy and the hulkster who've lost it, not anarki...

-Throbblefoot
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« Reply #3 on: September 07, 2004, 04:14:49 PM »
MR.T VS. Rocky.

Mr.T Beats the sh*t out of Rocky with his pile of gold chains and necklaces.

((Unlike the amazingly cheap rocky 3 where MR.T was beaten from exhaustion...

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« Reply #4 on: September 07, 2004, 05:13:20 PM »
Im dissapointed by your Li Mu Buy vs. McCloud decision. Isn't Mcloud immortal?
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« Reply #5 on: September 07, 2004, 05:21:25 PM »
McCloud's immortality was the first point we decided: he's not really immortal so much as "resistant to anything short of completely severing his neck." If you can behead him, he's down.

*restrains urge to explain the whole bloody argument*

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« Reply #6 on: September 07, 2004, 08:49:20 PM »
*is off topic but....*

throbble is your avatar a dryad? just curious....


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« Reply #7 on: September 07, 2004, 09:51:40 PM »
It's a Woodling Druid, one of the many creatures in the Monster Manual Three, discussed here.

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« Reply #8 on: September 07, 2004, 11:39:20 PM »
Throbble vs 420

I say throbble cause for some reason it seems the female are the more domanant of houses even thought he male thinks its him.

Bruce Lee vs Jet Lee

Well i say bruce lee is way better at martial arts.

Axle Rose vs Slash

Slash owns axl's little wussy ass.

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« Reply #9 on: September 08, 2004, 12:05:35 AM »
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Throbble vs 420

I say throbble cause for some reason it seems the female are the more domanant of houses even thought he male thinks its him.

Bruce Lee vs Jet Lee

Well i say bruce lee is way better at martial arts.

Axle Rose vs Slash

Slash owns axl's little wussy ass.
I agree fully with everything you said!

After all, I don't wear "trousers" so it must be Throbble.

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« Reply #10 on: September 08, 2004, 12:31:26 AM »
Throbble I completely understand the whole beheading argument, but don't you have to do it with one of the "ancient swords" or somthing.
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« Reply #11 on: September 08, 2004, 12:57:36 AM »
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Throbble I completely understand the whole beheading argument, but don't you have to do it with one of the "ancient swords" or somthing.
Just how ancient and magical does Li Mu Buy's sword have to be?

I can almost guarantee that Li Mu Buy's sword is more ancient than most if not all of the Highlander's blades.

In the argument we decided that Li Mu Buy would have access to his personal sword.

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« Reply #12 on: September 08, 2004, 01:46:45 AM »
When the Highlander's head is cut off . The lightning comes down and strikes the winners sword right? So don't you think that when Li Mu Buy gets hit by the lightning he would die? You have to be pretty stron or immortal to survive that kind of lightning blast.
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« Reply #13 on: September 08, 2004, 07:38:14 AM »
erm i dunno really about this but you state it as just lightning so i sorta think that it wouldnt kill him

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« Reply #14 on: September 08, 2004, 09:15:19 AM »
Well its magic "Immortal Lightning" that makes you stronger if your immortal. But im pretty sure that it would kill a normal person.
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« Reply #15 on: September 08, 2004, 02:32:29 PM »
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When the Highlander's head is cut off . The lightning comes down and strikes the winners sword right? So don't you think that when Li Mu Buy gets hit by the lightning he would die? You have to be pretty stron or immortal to survive that kind of lightning blast.
First of all, the lightning only comes if an immortal kills another immortal.

Secondly (and more importantly) In order for the lightning to strike Li Mu Buy in the first place he would have already had to win. Doesn't matter if he dies after he won, he is still the winner.

Like John Henry, he beat the machine but died after from exhaustion.

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« Reply #16 on: September 08, 2004, 08:24:56 PM »
Ok, Li Mu Buy wins.
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« Reply #17 on: September 09, 2004, 12:19:38 AM »
Mr. Clean vs. Mr Sparkle.

Mr. Clean would whoop his ass and smear him on the wall.. then he would clean up his remains with the double-bonded towels and be off with his day.

Terminator vs. 6, 500 Pound Gorillas.

Gorrillas.. no contest.  Terminator would just be a piece of scrap metal scattered all over the place.

Lawn Mower vs. Hair Stylist.

Lets just say the hair stylist would have a new dew.

Buckaroo Bonzai vs. A 6 ton beetle.

Bonzai.. because he has a car that can drive through mountains.. thats all you need man.
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« Reply #18 on: September 09, 2004, 09:00:53 AM »
lets see now...

Pokemon vs. Digimon

no one wins because they are worthless.

Celest vs. tyr and other gods (of nwn)

Celest wins! he controls their life! MWUAHAHAHA...haha...ha.
yeaaahhh.

insane vs. sane

if they fight in sanes enviroment insane wins, if they fight in insanes enviroment insane wins.
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