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Offline CABAZON

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« on: November 05, 2004, 11:01:19 PM »
So there he was, poor little old Cabazon getting out of his car, making sure to grab his DMB CD on the way out.   He slowly walks up to the door... opens it.   The receptionist's window is closed... Should he knock or walk away? He knocks.
     "Hey dude, where's the bathroom?" he asks the lady behind the desk thing
     "right through here first door on the left," the lady behind the desk thing says as the door magically opens itself.
     "sweet dude" Cabazon says instinctively as he walks to the bathroom to expell urine from his bladder.
      "Cabazon, right?"
      "Right"
      "The doctor will be right with you"
      Poor little Cabazon sits down in the waiting room, shaking.
      "Cabazon? right this way," some lady with a lesbian hair cut calls him out "last room on the left"
      Cabazon sits in the chair.
      Cabazon begins to breath from a little mask thing and everything rocks.
      Cabazon goes home and is miserable.



Wisdom teeth removal, seems spooky at first, then it rocks, then it sucks.

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« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2004, 11:01:52 PM »
The format blows because I couldn't indent with tab and it doesn't register spaces before words on a new line, what a bitch.

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« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2004, 11:06:47 PM »
i wish i had the courage to call females dude.............why would i i dont know but im sure it wouldent end with a nice responce
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« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2004, 12:09:18 AM »
yah well i gotta have a tooth pulled soon too.. turns out my mouth is too crowded or sum shit :/
« Last Edit: November 06, 2004, 12:10:01 AM by doofer101 »

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« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2004, 03:22:55 AM »
When I got my wisdom teeth out I couldn't tell a rocking chair from a ringtail cat. I tried to enter the dentist office through the mail slot, then determined that I was no longer able to read.

Goood times.....

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« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2004, 03:45:50 AM »
*points and laughs at you all* i had 4 wisdom teeth, all ingrown under the jaw bone, basically it was worst case scenario....i went down, no pain i came out of it, no loopiness, i went home, no bleeding.....needless to say i was eating steaks the next day and back in school that monday (this happened saturday) i had no infection, no puffiness...no pain(holds up full bottle of pain killers) in 1 week i had lost the remaining stitches and back to 100%

*sits back* i'm wierd that way...i heal fast, and i don't feel pain....just yer normal alien  :ninja:
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« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2004, 08:28:43 AM »
After about one night the pain has lulled to the point that I don't want any more codeine, but it's still kind of swollen.

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« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2004, 08:40:58 AM »
Hmm, wait, when you lose wisdom points you lose intelligence points too?!

"Wow! If he used all that energy and placed it on intelligence stats... dare I say it...? ..He could be smarter than me!"
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« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2004, 12:08:46 PM »
Mine wisdom tooth scenario went something like this:

420: "Hey, where is the big tank full of Nitrous Oxide?"

Doc: "No gas, we are going to stick this tube into your hand."

420: "Oh..."

5 Minutes Later

Doc: "How do you feel?"

420: "Wow, where can I get some of this stuff!"

Later that day I wake up in an empty office and drive home.

One piece of advice I have. If you don't want to end up in the fetal possition sobbing like a little girl, don't smoke anything right after you get 4 wisdom teeth pulled.

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« Reply #9 on: November 06, 2004, 12:36:26 PM »
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One piece of advice I have. If you don't want to end up in the fetal possition sobbing like a little girl, don't smoke anything right after you get 4 wisdom teeth pulled.

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« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2004, 07:29:49 AM »
i had teeth pulled last may(not my wisdom teeth but all well) by an oral surgeon.  i didnt feel anything and i didnt realize that she had pulled the two teeth out until she told me. i didnt have any pain swelling bleeding etc but i wasnt aloud to eat for a half hour or sumthing.. oh wait no it was that i couldnt eat things that you slurp. =)
all went well no pain =)


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« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2004, 09:31:22 AM »
wooow...nice story.....more, more, tell more.