Too Stupid To Live

[420]

I hope this new topic is self-explanatory based on this example:
9-year-old NYC boy chokes in school cafeteria

Witnesses say a fourth-grade boy choked on meatballs during lunch in a New York City school cafeteria this month and later died.

The New York Post (http://nyp.st/td2pmw ) reports that 9-year-old Jonathan Jewth fell to the ground during lunch Dec. 5 and was unconscious before help arrived. They say cafeteria workers at Public School 47 in the Bronx didn't know what to do and failed to help him.

Jonathan's family says the little boy suffered brain damage and died Monday.

Schools Chancellor Dennis Walcott says his death was a tragedy. Education officials haven't responded to requests for comment about what witnesses say the workers did.

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Information from: New York Post, http://www.nypost.com

After I read this I said to Throbble:

"I bet if I was a school official and told the parents: 'I'm sorry but your 9-year-old was too stupid to live. I mean, he choked to death on a meatball, which is the most harmless of meats.' it would be frowned upon."

Throbble laughed.

-420

[Soul Sojourner]

Kid: Too stupid to live.
Cafeteria Workers: Too stupid to help.
New York Post: Too stupid to come up with better news.

Derived Moral: People are stupid.

[Mo]

Yikes, this thread's a stretch.

[Soul Sojourner]

Mo: Too stupid to tell.