Facts, Opinions, and S.P.A.M.

[Tyrael]

Yeah i think, unless some aliens brainwashed me.
Its true that my english its not so perfect, but its also true that i use the "short" way of writing, like "cos", b4, etc.. for writting faster not because i dont know how its supposed to be written. ^^

[Soul Sojourner]

The world being flat was never a fact as it was never proven to be true.

Just commonly believed to be true, which was the point. How people will believe things to be facts, when they aren't. You caught on without realizing it! Kind of like the sky being blue and grass being... oh wait... some grass isn't green huh? And wait... the sky isn't always blue either huh? In fact, the "sky" really isn't any color at all... is it? Oh well, my bad. Well, bee stings hurt! That's a fact! Oh wait... everyone has different levels of pain tolerance, huh? I guess not everyone would consider them to be painful then either, eh? Hmm...

The world got a lot dumber after the Library of Alexandria was burned down. Some people figure we'd be centuries ahead of where we are today if all that knowledge wasn't lost and the world skipped the dark ages.

Probably.

That's precisely why I stop listening to HeLL, usually.

Because you're like a religious fanatic in that you can't accept the truth?

He twists everything around from fact into opinion so he can "win." If it were upto him, the sky is blue the grass is green and bee-stings hurt are opinions!

"Kind of like the sky being blue and grass being... oh wait... some grass isn't green huh? And wait... the sky isn't always blue either huh? In fact, the "sky" really isn't any color at all... is it? Oh well, my bad. Well, bee stings hurt! That's a fact! Oh wait... everyone has different levels of pain tolerance, huh? I guess not everyone would consider them to be painful then either, eh? Hmm... "
*cough*

We know evolution happens.

Oh? Who's this "we" you're talking about here? *looks around anxiously and then looks back* Hrm...

Take that into consideration.

Now why the fuck would I do that? It's more entertaining just to be myself. Because as long as I am me, you'll either get pissed off or pretend I don't exist. Remember my comment about accepting the truth? Dammit! It's not "excepting" the truth! Figure it out!

HeLL, I don't believe you have ever seen a fact in your life. They just don't exist in your world.

Perception and sight are done with the mind; people may share the same space, but they never share the same world.

That's kinda creepy.

Shit your pants?

The guy they tried to throw off the planet must have been some1 else then where they kept sailing to the same direction to find the end of the world but they returned to the same point since the earth is round

They threw Pluto off the planet and now the poor thing's being rejected.

Its true that my english its not so perfect, but its also true that i use the "short" way of writing, like "cos", b4, etc.. for writting faster not because i dont know how its supposed to be written. ^^

Fuckin' git. Learn how to type!

Hrm, and none of my quotes work.

[Elessar Telrunya]

Because you're like a religious fanatic in that you can't accept the truth?

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I may be devout in my faith, but that's not what I meant. If you'll look back to the post you quoted, you'll notice I clearly stated the reason after the single sentence you kept in the quote.

"Kind of like the sky being blue and grass being... oh wait... some grass isn't green huh? laugh.gif And wait... the sky isn't always blue either huh? In fact, the "sky" really isn't any color at all... is it? Oh well, my bad. Well, bee stings hurt! That's a fact! Oh wait... everyone has different levels of pain tolerance, huh? I guess not everyone would consider them to be painful then either, eh? Hmm... "
*cough*

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Thank you for repeating yourself...oh look, there's the rest of my post. Genius....

Oh? Who's this "we" you're talking about here? *looks around anxiously and then looks back* Hrm...

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I refuse to dignify that with an answer.

Now why the fuck would I do that? It's more entertaining just to be myself. Because as long as I am me, you'll either get pissed off or pretend I don't exist. Remember my comment about accepting the truth? Dammit! It's not "excepting" the truth! Figure it out!

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I can't even figure out why you responded to that considering it isn't even related to something you posted.

Shit your pants?

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Can you try being civilized? So far all that you've done this post is give the impression that you think I'm a fundamentalist christian....which I'm not.


-Elessar

[Soul Sojourner]

I may be devout in my faith, but that's not what I meant. If you'll look back to the post you quoted, you'll notice I clearly stated the reason after the single sentence you kept in the quote.

Uhh, you realize that comment was a joke right?

Thank you for repeating yourself...oh look, there's the rest of my post. Genius....

You're welcome. Yes, there's the rest.

you'll notice I clearly stated the reason after the single sentence you kept in the quote.

"The rest" is relevant to the first sentence, but not the explanation for it. In fact, you said "That's precisely the reason..." after quoting 420, so therefore the reasoning in that sentence was explained by 420 and not the rest of the post. Unless you lied in that sentence.

I refuse to dignify that with an answer.

Only because you really can't think of a decent one, can you?

I can't even figure out why you responded to that considering it isn't even related to something you posted.

Because I can? Durr.

Can you try being civilized? So far all that you've done this post is give the impression that you think I'm a fundamentalist christian....which I'm not.

I didn't say nor imply anywhere that you were a fundamentalist christian. I didn't even use those words! In fact, a couple of the replies you took seriously was just me fucking with you and joking around! Ahah!    

YES! My mother-fucking quotes work this time. I'm going to try and fix my last post still, and if I can, I'll fix Elessars quotes too.

[Soul Sojourner]

Fuck it all, can't get them to work for anything... no idea why.

[Tyrael]

Fuck it all, can't get them to work for anything... no idea why.

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Tried to write it all over? xD or maybe just delete all "[ quote ]" and "[ /quote ]" and then open them again?
Just giving an opinion, maybe you already tried that.

[Soul Sojourner]

Tried to write it all over? xD or maybe just delete all "[ quote ]" and "[ /quote ]" and then open them again?
Just giving an opinion, maybe you already tried that.

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I did already try those things. I even copied the entire post, and posted it again in a new post and it still didn't work, yet other new posts I use quotes in do. Also, I checked over the tags a million times for errors, and changed the size of the letters in quote and everything.   Fuckin' piece of shit.

[Anheg]

So jesus resurrection has nothing to do with this guy xD.

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You state that as if it is a fact. I beleive Galileo was Jesus reincarnated because the ghost of Seymore, a civil war soldiar whos sword and apparently spirit i keep on the top shelf in my closet, told me that the moon does have a big toe.

[Soul Sojourner]

Ha! I got that one post fixed. Bwahahahaha! I won't fix Elessar's because of the source of the problem though, because I'd have to take out quotes and possibly re-organize things a bit, even though the post would pretty much remain the same. Just cause I know he might whine like a little girl.

[Talon]

facts are often false.

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HeLLMasteRHeLL - putting the 'moron' in oxymoron

[Soul Sojourner]

HeLLMasteRHeLL - putting the 'moron' in oxymoron

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[Xen]

In a few centurys the human brain will be microscopic. We will live in an idiocracy. Hell puts the 'Microscopic' in pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis... That would suck.. Actualy, I think ive had that before.. Probably not.

Most human's ive met have been nothing but a waste of air. floccinaucinihili�­pili�­fication I say. I plan to run off and live somewhere no one will be able to find me, mainly because they cant be fucked remembering the name. Somewhere like.. Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch.


Ok, my words appear to be getting bigger. But wait! You havent seen anything yet! I have just created a rather nifty organic molecule. You may have heard it uttered in conversation here or there.
'acetylseryltyrosylserylisoleucylthreonylserylprolylserylglutaminyl-
phenylalanylvalylphenylalanylleucylserylserylvalyltryptophylalanyl-
aspartylprolylisoleucylglutamylleucylleucylasparaginylvalylcysteinyl-
threonylserylserylleucylglycylasparaginylglutaminylphenylalanyl-
glutaminylthreonylglutaminylglutaminylalanylarginylthreonylthreonyl-
glutaminylvalylglutaminylglutaminylphenylalanylserylglutaminylvalyl-
tryptophyllysylprolylphenylalanylprolylglutaminylserylthreonylvalyl-
arginylphenylalanylprolylglycylaspartylvalyltyrosyllysylvalyltyrosyl-
arginyltyrosylasparaginylalanylvalylleucylaspartylprolylleucylisoleucyl-
threonylalanylleucylleucylglycylthreonylphenylalanylaspartylthreonyl-
arginylasparaginylarginylisoleucylisoleucylglutamylvalylglutamyl-
asparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserylprolylthreonylthreonylalanylglutamyl-
threonylleucylaspartylalanylthreonylarginylarginylvalylaspartylaspartyl-
alanylthreonylvalylalanylisoleucylarginylserylalanylasparaginylisoleucyl-
asparaginylleucylvalylasparaginylglutamylleucylvalylarginylglycyl-
threonylglycylleucyltyrosylasparaginylglutaminylasparaginylthreonyl-
phenylalanylglutamylserylmethionylserylglycylleucylvalyltryptophyl-
threonylserylalanylprolylalanylserine'


EDIT: lol, I spelled that places name wrong. See! works a charm. No one will find me there.

[Xen]

FORGOT:
Oh, I better add; Yes, that is its name:Wiki(Has it all)

[Mo]

As if my head wasn't hurting enough already.

[Talon]

Elessars comments reposted for my sanity.
Nested quotes dont work here.

[Soul Sojourner]

@Xen:

@Talon: Well, since you did the work for me, I could just edit his post with your corrections, and then make yours "invisdable." Not delete, but invisdalize. Omg... I think I've caught the Xen Syndrome... shit...

Actually, I could just take out what you fixed and replace it in his, and then leave your first comment, which is what I'll do. However, just tell me if you want it back the way it was, though I don't know why you would. I'll fix all the quotes to how they were meant to be without nesting, as well as emoticons while I'm at it.

Talon, about the nested quote thing:

So jesus resurrection has nothing to do with this guy xD.

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You state that as if it is a fact. I beleive Galileo was Jesus reincarnated because the ghost of Seymore, a civil war soldiar whos sword and apparently spirit i keep on the top shelf in my closet, told me that the moon does have a big toe.

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Above 10 quotes in a post breaks all of the quotes in the post. Replying to specific posts will not make nested quotes for you, but you can make them yourself.
See: Using Quotes

[Xen]

Xen syndrome? what are your symptoms?
Irritability?
Sun sencitivity?
Uncontrolable slapping relex?
Do you find it fun to stare at goons till they either cry, leave the carriage or openly abuse you on trains?
Do you have a sudden desire to master the art of muff diving?
Have you lost your skin pigmentation?
Do you find that you have an overwhelming urge to launch moltov coctails at morons who yell out car windows?
Do you find Anarchy somewhat appealing?

These are some of the symptoms.

Suggestion: Take 2(two) shots of scottch and prep a GRAW session. If problems persist see your Priest/witchdoctor/paster/cloud of noxious gas.

[Soul Sojourner]

Xen syndrome? what are your symptoms?
Irritability?
Sun sencitivity?
Uncontrolable slapping relex?
Do you find it fun to stare at goons till they either cry, leave the carriage or openly abuse you on trains?
Do you have a sudden desire to master the art of muff diving?
Have you lost your skin pigmentation?
Do you find that you have an overwhelming urge to launch moltov coctails at morons who yell out car windows?
Do you find Anarchy somewhat appealing?

These are some of the symptoms.

Suggestion: Take 2(two) shots of scottch and prep a GRAW session. If problems persist see your Priest/witchdoctor/paster/cloud of noxious gas.

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Whooeey! I think I'm out of the boat this time!

Except... except maybe the anarchy part... it can't be so obvious looking at my signature, can it?

[Xen]

Give it a week

[Soul Sojourner]

Give it a week

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Penis.

[Xen]

Vagina

[Soul Sojourner]

Vagina

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Sperm.

[Xen]

I realy need to school you in the art of muff diving. As much as you may believe sperm is the best taste on the planet, I can assure you it isnt.

I havent had the... pleasure of tasting it myself. But if the smell is any indication..
Nothing can surpass a clean vagina. If you have doubts simply opt for a shower encounter. You may then offer to wash her in a sensual maner alowing you to both clean strategic locations and pleasure her at the same time.

More on this later. NOTE: Dolls are in no way an accurate representation of the real thing.

[Meclar]

NOTE: Dolls are in no way an accurate representation

Oh? What dolls are you using?

[Xen]

Oh? What dolls are you using?

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Barbie

They just dont have the flexability of my girlfriend. Barbie doesnt say much either.

[420]

www.realdoll.com

[Xen]

Jesus, CYLONS!

[Soul Sojourner]

Actually, I haven't tasted sperm. I'm more into shit, it's got a unique flavor per chunk you run across.

[Xen]

Well you are part german or something didnt you say?

[Soul Sojourner]

I am everything and nothing at the same time.