Funny Conversations...

[Soul Sojourner]

Alright, this thread can be used to post some conversations you've had with people that you think are humorous.

Warning: Do not read this post any further if you are easily offended or are not confident that you can handle viewing obscene material containing sexual references and terms. ...not kidding.

This first one is from last year or so, when this girl was trying to cyber with me... ahahaha.

Jessica (12/8/2006 3:12:57 AM): hey!
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:13:03 AM): hey
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:13:43 AM): I've long since lost you from my list.
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:13:53 AM): How goes it?
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:13:56 AM): pretty good
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:13:57 AM): you?
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:14:36 AM): Probably better than ever thus far, though I expect a rocky road ahead.
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:14:58 AM): ohhh
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:15:03 AM): didn't i used to get you off?
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:15:21 AM): Hahaha, no. You and I talked, but I was not a cyber buddy sorry.
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:16:07 AM): I forgot how it was that we related.
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:16:24 AM): Probably through music? Rap?
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:16:30 AM): probably
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:17:41 AM): I have a good memory, but there are some things I usually think will have little importance or purpose in remembering, and my old yahoo contacts, before I ditched yahoo, were in that category.
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:18:28 AM): I obviously got it again, but that was some time ago, for the purpose of having an alternate method of speaking to my girlfriend, besides MSN, which screwed up sometimes.
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:19:27 AM): ohhh
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:20:49 AM): Yeah, I remember when I had got it again, seeing your message of how you would be away. Though, to be honest, it was out of date for me and I didn't know you very well to begin with, so I lacked caring on the subject.
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:20:58 AM): ohh
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:21:08 AM): No offense, of course.
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:21:53 AM): it's ok
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:27:27 AM): I usually appear offline. Though, recently I've gotten a couple contacts worth talking to. And one able to provide some nice intellectual conversation, so I actually appear as available usually now.
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:27:37 AM): do you pictures?
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:27:59 AM): Do I have pictures?
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:28:38 AM): yea
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:29:17 AM): Why do you ask?
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:29:55 AM): i wanna see ui
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:29:57 AM): im kinda horny
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:30:10 AM): hey yall this is jessica! IM me IM me!
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:30:24 AM): Right...
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:31:05 AM): Well, I'm not into this cybering shit if that's what you're trying to initiate.
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:34:07 AM): Didn't you live in California or something?
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:34:11 AM): yes
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:34:13 AM): im horny tho!
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:34:30 AM): Well, I don't care where the fuck you are because of that.
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:34:41 AM): fuck u small dick ass fucker cock hole!
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:34:46 AM): Fwahaha
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:35:08 AM): You're the one who has to cyber to get off.
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:35:22 AM): no i fucked ur dad last night
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:35:25 AM): he didnt get me off tho
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:35:40 AM): Didn't you just say you're in California?
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:35:49 AM):
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:36:28 AM): oh snap no
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:36:42 AM): No?
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:37:43 AM): Either you've got some fucked up form of memory loss, or you're too retarded to remember where you live.
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:38:39 AM): You're fucking pathetic.
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:38:47 AM): hewhehehe
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:38:50 AM): ur dad is pathetic
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:38:55 AM): he couldn't fuck me that good at all
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:38:59 AM): i feel sorry for ur mom
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:39:04 AM): he said her pussy was so loose ):
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:40:14 AM): Is it supposed to offend me when you're insulting someone else? Or is that just a retard's game you picked up at the playground?
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:40:30 AM): ur mom
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:40:32 AM): ur mom
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:40:33 AM): ur mom
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:40:33 AM): ur mom
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:40:34 AM): ur mom
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:40:34 AM): ur mom
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:40:35 AM): ur mom
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:40:35 AM): ur mom
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:40:36 AM): ur mom
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:40:36 AM): ur mom
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:40:36 AM): ur mom
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:40:37 AM): ur mom
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:40:38 AM): ur mom
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:40:39 AM): ha
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:40:47 AM): Wow.
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:41:05 AM): I need to restate something real quick...
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:41:09 AM): You're fucking pathetic.
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:41:15 AM): oh yes
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:41:21 AM): so fuck me already
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:41:25 AM): u can put it in my ass
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:42:15 AM): You're probably crawling with aids and a million different things by now.
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:42:31 AM): from yo dad!
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:42:32 AM): hahahaha
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:43:07 AM): Either way, it proves my point.
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:43:34 AM): Do you whore for money? Or are you just a slut?
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:43:53 AM): slut!
Jessica (12/8/2006 3:43:55 AM): i love the cock
HeLLMasteRHeLL (12/8/2006 3:44:01 AM): Then do me a favor, and fuck off.

Ah, it was funny reading this again. After the last thing I said I blocked her, hahaha.

[Anheg]

You saved that one we had on IM right? We talked for at least an hour about all the stupid stuff that came to mind. I lost it when my desktop crashed.

[Soul Sojourner]

Yeah, don't know if I want to dig though. This one was easy to get because it was on yahoo, and I had posted it somewhere else previously.

Yeah, you're talking about the one where we thought up the Cult of the founding fathers of America. Bishop Ben Franklin and shit.

[Anheg]

Yeah, don't know if I want to dig though. This one was easy to get because it was on yahoo, and I had posted it somewhere else previously.

Yeah, you're talking about the one where we thought up the Cult of the founding fathers of America. Bishop Ben Franklin and shit.

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Yeah, thats the one.

Boofus, Bishop of Ben Franklin (my one eyed dwarf that 420 got a kick out of)

[420]

Ben Franklin (my one eyed dwarf that 420 got a kick out of)

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That guy rocked! What was his full name again?

-420

[Xen]

Jesus christ, Im concerned that chick might die from forgetting how too breathe. Seeing as her brain is missing.

[Soul Sojourner]

Might even be a guy... hahaha. Some queer posing as a retarded girl over the internet. Sure, the retarded part is true, but who knows about her actually being a girl.

[Xen]

True, it is a conundrum.