"Follow only if ye be men of valor, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel, that no man yet has fought with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair! So brave knights, if ye do doubt ye courage, or ye strength, come ne' further! For death awatis ye all, with nasty, big, pointy teeth!"
Don't try and say who said it or where it's from, just give the following quote.
P.S. "Thbbbt!" - Bill the Cat.