Damn, you look so familiar, 420. Have we met before? Jesus christ your dog is hoouge! Where did you find such a beast?! It looks like... no, it can't be... it looks like a rare species of canine found only in the steamy jungles of Pittsburgh!
The locals call it "El Caca from-Bull's hole". It's amazing, it must be about 7 feet tall... weighing roughly 300 lbs. But I thought they couldn't be tamed! Sheer madness!