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Offline Anheg

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« on: May 02, 2005, 11:21:21 AM »
I am sure a lot of people have seen this, but I figured it needed pointed out

DEATH CLOCK RULZ

It make me lauph. I am dying in...
1,790,081,444 seconds
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« Reply #1 on: May 02, 2005, 01:12:59 PM »
Your Personal Day of Death is...
   Wednesday, June 10, 2048

1,360,234,788 seconds

OH God, how the hell am I gonna take 43 more years of this crap?!?!?

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« Reply #2 on: May 02, 2005, 01:49:38 PM »
Thursday, October 29, 2071

Sweet I'll be a crisp 93 years old.
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« Reply #3 on: May 02, 2005, 02:13:38 PM »
I am going on Monday, January 23, 2062

That is...when I will be...74

Damn that sucks
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« Reply #4 on: May 02, 2005, 03:16:36 PM »
I resubmitted results several times, and my death date was anywhere from 2033 to 2038.   I don't trust this clock
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« Reply #5 on: May 02, 2005, 03:18:08 PM »
I entered extreme BMI, smoker, 1900 birthday.  1935 - I got a popup "I am sorry, but your time has expired! have a nice day"


How nice.
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« Reply #6 on: May 02, 2005, 03:58:49 PM »
79.... no fair... why does mo get to live longer than me? =( and poop, i'll mourn for you 420. i promise :( i'll mourn for anheg tooo :'(


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« Reply #7 on: May 02, 2005, 04:56:58 PM »
my body mass was too low so i hate to put it to 25 and im goana die when im 54 waaa
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« Reply #8 on: May 02, 2005, 04:59:15 PM »
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my body mass was too low so i hate to put it to 25 and im goana die when im 54 waaa
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Actually that choice was <25 which means "less than 25", though I agree that it should be lower, I'm less than 8.

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« Reply #9 on: May 02, 2005, 08:28:25 PM »
Wednesday June 6, 2063

74 :P... hrm shouldn't it be off due to free well and such?
I'll mourn for all those that fall before my time... (that I know in game)
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« Reply #10 on: May 03, 2005, 01:19:32 AM »
1,607,122,400   Friday April 7th 2056


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Before sending any complaints, please realize that, yes, I do know that the Death Clock isn't realistic. I don't care. I also don't care that some of the celebrities on the Obituaries are already dead. I know that too. What I do like to read are thoughtful, insightful comments. Feel free to tell me I suck, but if you don't do it in a semi-intelligent manner, I'll just trash your email.
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« Reply #11 on: May 03, 2005, 02:29:46 AM »
Well for me is, Wednesday, June 7, 2073 in 2,148,846,236 seconds with 88 years  :blink:
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« Reply #12 on: May 03, 2005, 07:23:30 AM »
Ya, but if you read all of the stuff people have sent him, it will make your day. My  friend and I lauphed for an hour reading everything on there.
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« Reply #13 on: May 03, 2005, 05:16:34 PM »
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Actually that choice was <25 which means "less than 25", though I agree that it should be lower, I'm less than 8.

-420
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O.O

i'm like 16, how is it that a grown man has a smaller body mass index thingy-ma-bober than me?

-Elessar
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« Reply #14 on: May 03, 2005, 05:30:10 PM »
Wow, thats extremely off. It said 2075 for me, dont remember month/day since I did it at school. I'd be nearly 100. That's screwy, it doesn't calculate well, because there are many people who smoke around me even though I don't and it thought I was obese, when I just weigh alot and muscle ways more than fat. So if you way alot you're fat even if you have bulging muscles? I am about 5 10 and weigh 226 pds and I work out daily, lol ya I'm obese rofl. Then I went back and told it I am sadistic (so true) and it told me I was gunna die in 10 yrs. and the seconds on the clock were going twice as fast.

If someone has that much time on their hands, can't they at least make the damn thing consider all prospects of ones life, well at least alot of them.
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« Reply #15 on: May 03, 2005, 05:34:22 PM »
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O.O

i'm like 1[EDIT]3[/EDIT], how is it that a grown man has a smaller body mass index thingy-ma-bober than me?

-Elessar
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« Reply #16 on: May 03, 2005, 07:22:31 PM »
Friday, May 22, 2062
OK! It's time to prove this clock wrong! *gets gun out*
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« Reply #17 on: May 03, 2005, 08:48:08 PM »
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i'm like 16, how is it that a grown man has a smaller body mass index thingy-ma-bober than me?
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Most atheletes have 6-8% body fat, I just happen to be someone that walks a lot and lives in San Francisco (steep hills). I even prefer to eat while walking (just ask Throbble). Oh and I keep myself in a constant cat-like state of readiness. Then there is the fist-shaking and yelling at bums and crack-heads. Hmm, I wonder if I could make a new extreme sport out of my daily routine.

Oh, and just to steer this sucker back in the general direction of the topic: "Death Clock" would make an awesome name for a rock band!

-420
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« Reply #18 on: May 03, 2005, 09:57:11 PM »
Tuesday, April 18, 2068
1,797,301,047

I'd be 81 and my girl friend will be 80 I'm going to out live her NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :(
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« Reply #19 on: May 03, 2005, 11:49:43 PM »
2089 WTF im going to be 99 years old. Beter stock up on the viagra, i have a long way to go O.o
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« Reply #20 on: May 04, 2005, 12:22:39 AM »
Your Personal Day of Death is...  
 Saturday, July 12, 2081  

Your Personal Day of Death is...  
 Saturday, July 12, 2081  

Bah im gonna live up to 97 years only cause im a deaf non-smoker? bah cant believe in it , wanted to die at 35-45. I just cant support my lonelines for that long , is just to ask too much. I already not like my life , i cant even imagine this. And i believe than this clock only calculate the healthy guy . But forget than we can suffer any acident and die at any moment. Well i can wait for this.
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« Reply #21 on: May 04, 2005, 01:16:21 AM »
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Your Personal Day of Death is... 
 Saturday, July 12, 2081 

Your Personal Day of Death is... 
 Saturday, July 12, 2081 

Bah im gonna live up to 97 years only cause im a deaf non-smoker? bah cant believe in it , wanted to die at 35-45. I just cant support my lonelines for that long , is just to ask too much. I already not like my life , i cant even imagine this. And i believe than this clock only calculate the healthy guy . But forget than we can suffer any acident and die at any moment. Well i can wait for this.
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Don't feel bad, at least you didn't end up like me...
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« Reply #22 on: May 04, 2005, 10:24:11 AM »
Sunday, December 11, 2022

w00t i get to live to the ripe old age of :blink: ill save yall a spot in hell

Ps: i dont know 100kg in lb's so i had a gess :lol:
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« Reply #23 on: May 04, 2005, 11:18:31 AM »
Holy Poo, lance. you must be doing something very bad
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« Reply #24 on: May 04, 2005, 11:38:21 PM »
what in the hell is lbs and bmi
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« Reply #25 on: May 04, 2005, 11:50:21 PM »
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what in the hell is lbs and bmi
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LBS is Pounds, and BMI is Body Mass Index.
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« Reply #26 on: May 04, 2005, 11:55:09 PM »
Convert your weight in Kilograms to pounds here.
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« Reply #27 on: May 10, 2005, 12:22:50 PM »
f***! Sunday, December 26, 2021 :wacko:

god i hate my life :P *starts doing the things he wanted to do* ooooh Tyr, could i see you a minute in this dark allie? :D
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