OMG THATS NOT HOW THAT JOKE GOES AT ALL OMFG.... here ill tell the whole god damn thing...
It was a dark rainy day as a young man was passing through a lonely village, all of a sudden a flash flood hit and he was stranded in a ditch with no one around except for a single giant mansion on top of a huge hill in the distance... so the man thought of nothing else to do but to start walking up.... Once he had reached the front door exhausted but relieved, he knocked three times, on the first knock no one answered, and yet on the 2nd knock still no one answered, finally on the man's last attempt the door creaked slightly open, the man peered in and saw no one, then he looked down to find an old old man. The old man asked him, "what bussiness do u have around here?" The man replied "My car got stuck in the rain and i could use a phone to call for some help.." The old man willingly let him in and use the phone... He came out saying that the car service wouldn't be able to come due to the rain, He said, "I'll just go back to my car for the night, thanks for the help." The old man looked at him and said, "Stay here for the night, it's quite alright, ever since my wife died and children left me, I've been quite lonely, so i would enjoy some company." "Alright then." the man replied. So the old man got him some clothes and towels to clean up and offered the man supper, he willingly accepted and enjoyed a delicious meal prepared for him, the two soon went infront of the fire and got out some liqour and began to drink and tell stories, they decided to enjoy some desert and went back to the fire to drink some more, both were pretty boozed up until the old man asked the young man if he could keepy a secret, the young man said he could keep the secret and the old man told him, "In my basement I have one of the rarest thing known to man kind, i want to show you, follow me." So the man was skeptic, but drunk enough to go, so they went in the kitchen moved all the chairs, the table, and the rug, and their was a hidden door on the floor, the old man opened it and they began to walk into to total darkness... soon they reached 1 door, then another door, and the man began to get frightened, and finally they reached a 3rd door opened it and were now in a pitch black room, the old man said wait 1 second and flipped on a light and in the center of the room in a cage was a GREEN monkey... The man was dumbfounded at this and asked the man where he got it, the man only said this, "This monkey is so rare and yet so dangerous, if you were to touch it, you would surely be in danger... we should leave now, i shouldnt have shown you...." So they both decided to go to bed and the old man asked for him to promise not to go down there and so the man promised. He thought to himself how much the monkey could be worth and really wanted to get it for his own gain... he waited to hear snoring from the man and went downstairs, moved the chairs, the table and the rug, and began going down the stairs, he reach the room and switched on the light and their in the cage was the green monkey... he was in complete shock to see such an amazing creature... as he walked over to the cage the monkey went back in def and curled up, the man slowly eased his way and as he was picking up the cage he accidently touched the monkey.......... ALL of a sudden the monkey went completely beserk... he exploded from the cage and had to of grown 3x its size instantly... the man ran for his life shutting each door behind him... and the monkey just burst through each like they were paper... he made it up the stairs and to the front door and the old man came out screaming RUN!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! and by now the rain had stopped.... the man tumbled down the hill to his car and got it to start... he started going 80 MPH down the road with the monkey in his rear view mirror.... without paying attention a turn came up and he missed it..... and he rollled...... and kept rollling..... and rolling..... and rollling..... until he finally came to a stop.... his car was all crunched and he was bloody and hurt badly.... he could barely see out of his window but he saw GREEN feet walkin around the car continuously.... pacing.... the man decided to wait it out and in 30min the feet had disapeared.... he thought it safe to get out.... and he came out finding the monkey no where to be seen.... all of a sudden he heard something behind him and turned around... there face to face he saw the green monkey.... eye to eye..... panick to rage.... the monkey raised his fist and came down with 1 finger on the mans nose and said............... "YOUR IT!!!!"
The END
** thats the REAL god damn joke god damnit!!!! and i know its long but it's good ^^**
-DarkHippo
