Author Topic: Diego Garcia Galactic Warbase (Read 11349 times)

gashmo · « **on:** December 31, 2004, 01:19:08 AM »

Rejoice! The secret interstellar battlecruiser and planetary photonic battery defence base in Diego Garcia proved itself invulnerable to the mighty assault of the aliens' transmorgrid electropulse generator!

When the hostile battlefleets arrive, we will see them vaporised in a hail of zotons and phloots!!! HOORAY!!!!! That is unless they are equipped with Charon Class disruptor shields! Wait and see....

Chichiri · « **Reply #1 on:** December 31, 2004, 02:45:50 AM »

You should starting taking your pills again before you post gashmo.

CABAZON · « **Reply #2 on:** December 31, 2004, 09:56:41 AM »

You know, transmorgid isn't a word.

Elessar Telrunya · « **Reply #3 on:** January 01, 2005, 11:58:32 AM »

dun matter, gashmo's always drunk, like zen. only worse.

-Lord Elessar

CABAZON · « **Reply #4 on:** January 01, 2005, 06:27:12 PM »

If by "drunk" you mean incredibly dull, unintelligent, and useless... I'd have to agree.

Wobbles · « **Reply #5 on:** January 02, 2005, 09:14:56 AM »

.....Don't make me steal your coffee beans, Cab.

CABAZON · « **Reply #6 on:** January 02, 2005, 09:42:09 AM »

Oh, didn't realize he said "like zen" Zen is not the one I had in mind with "incredibly dull, unintelligent, and useless"

Elessar Telrunya · « **Reply #7 on:** January 02, 2005, 10:12:37 AM »

yeah, when i say just drunk, its something like zen. if i say drunk, like so-and-so only worse, its like gashmo.

-Lord Elessar

Wobbles · « **Reply #8 on:** January 02, 2005, 10:41:59 AM »

CABAZON · « **Reply #9 on:** January 02, 2005, 01:33:51 PM »

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yeah, when i say just drunk, its something like zen. if i say drunk, like so-and-so only worse, its like gashmo.

-Lord Elessar
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Sorry, "drunk" is already taken by a state of being due to drinking too much alcohol.
Get a new word.

Elessar Telrunya · « **Reply #10 on:** January 02, 2005, 02:25:44 PM »

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yeah, when i say just drunk, its something like zen. if i say drunk, like so-and-so only worse, its like gashmo.

-Lord Elessar
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Sorry, "drunk" is already taken by a state of being due to drinking too much alcohol.
Get a new word.
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fine then, when i say drunk2, im talking about something like zen. when i say drunk2, like zen only worse, its like gashmo. or i could just say drunk3, something like gashmo

-ord lessar

CABAZON · « **Reply #11 on:** January 02, 2005, 05:39:19 PM »

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yeah, when i say just drunk, its something like zen. if i say drunk, like so-and-so only worse, its like gashmo.

-Lord Elessar
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Sorry, "drunk" is already taken by a state of being due to drinking too much alcohol.
Get a new word.
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fine then, when i say drunk2, im talking about something like zen. when i say drunk2, like zen only worse, its like gashmo. or i could just say drunk3, something like gashmo

-ord lessar
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And for elessar we will have E-tard.

Celestial1 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 04, 2005, 06:06:56 PM »

Elessar, you just said that when you talk about drunk2, you are talking about Zen AND something worse than Zen. Are drink youing?

~Celestial

Talon · « **Reply #13 on:** January 04, 2005, 07:20:42 PM »

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You know, transmorgid isn't a word.
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Nope - but hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is.....

Celestial1 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 04, 2005, 07:27:24 PM »

People with hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia are afraid of the name of their fear.

~Celestial

Wobbles · « **Reply #15 on:** January 05, 2005, 08:08:01 AM »

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yeah, when i say just drunk, its something like zen. if i say drunk, like so-and-so only worse, its like gashmo.

-Lord Elessar
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Sorry, "drunk" is already taken by a state of being due to drinking too much alcohol.
Get a new word.
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fine then, when i say drunk2, im talking about something like zen. when i say drunk2, like zen only worse, its like gashmo. or i could just say drunk3, something like gashmo

-ord lessar
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And for elessar we will have E-tard.
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LOL! :crash: Elessar got pwned :crash:

Celestial1 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 05, 2005, 08:12:15 AM »

This thread has been hi-jacked--by aliens! 0.0

~Celestial

gashmo · « **Reply #17 on:** January 06, 2005, 08:14:27 AM »

Simply great..

This is how the human race quibble when faced with imminent annihilation by a stellar species.

Makes you wonder whether it is even worthwhile to invade the planet and shackle the entire human race as beasts of burden. BAH!

There are a few suns that need shifting for ornamental purposes and heck, we can't spare the ionic zetan rays to shift them. Might as well rope up these silly humans and have them tow the distance.

CABAZON · « **Reply #18 on:** January 06, 2005, 09:10:15 AM »

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Simply great..

This is how the human race quibble when faced with imminent annihilation by a stellar species.

Makes you wonder whether it is even worthwhile to invade the planet and shackle the entire human race as beasts of burden. BAH!

There are a few suns that need shifting for ornamental purposes and heck, we can't spare the ionic zetan rays to shift them. Might as well rope up these silly humans and have them tow the distance.
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Author Topic: Diego Garcia Galactic Warbase (Read 11349 times)