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Random Ranting / I cannot see with my left eye.
« on: November 08, 2004, 07:09:05 PM »
Oh snap.
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Random Ranting / fav sport
« on: November 08, 2004, 06:58:37 PM »
I've always sucked at it, but I like disc golf... except when playing on a mountain, it blows when the wind takes it from the top to the bottom and you have to go allllll the way down and then back up.
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Random Ranting / Biodegradable Data Storage!
« on: November 08, 2004, 06:56:40 PM »
The environment isn't too difficult to protect, you just need to get rid of humans and it'll go fine.
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Random Ranting / Who herewishes they are or will be married oneday?
« on: November 08, 2004, 05:52:36 PM »Quote
human[snapback]9828[/snapback]
They're hard to find... humans, that is. Everyone's a bunch of aliens!
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Random Ranting / Who herewishes they are or will be married oneday?
« on: November 08, 2004, 03:11:26 PM »
Rephrase in english for response. or should I say
Then ye should make some enligsh and responded it will get.
Then ye should make some enligsh and responded it will get.
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Random Ranting / Who herewishes they are or will be married oneday?
« on: November 08, 2004, 02:55:07 PM »
I guess my happiness would depend on whom I would be married to.
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Random Ranting / The Definitive Guide to the Internet
« on: November 08, 2004, 11:55:37 AM »
no, it made sense that porn came up so often. it does account for a large portion of the internet, afterall.
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Random Ranting / GS goes for Bush!
« on: November 06, 2004, 07:52:43 PM »Quote
Can't argue Kerry's fiction either, like him saying Bush wanted the draft when it was a Democrat in the Senate that started the bill for it. I wonder where Kennedy and O'Donnell are now? LIAR LIAR LIE LIE LIE!
kthxbye[snapback]9543[/snapback]
Speaking of nothing...
Bush never should have gotten into office... He should stay down in Texas where no one notices him.
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Feedback & Community / Ban List
« on: November 06, 2004, 04:11:52 PM »
The past tense of "ban" happens to be "banned"
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Random Ranting / GS goes for Bush!
« on: November 06, 2004, 04:08:47 PM »
Yeah, well in 2000 the majority of the voting population wanted him... Can't argue your fiction against the facts, BzK.
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Random Ranting / GS goes for Bush!
« on: November 06, 2004, 12:49:29 PM »
And by still I mean he'd have run again and won for sure (everyone loves gore)
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Random Ranting / GS goes for Bush!
« on: November 06, 2004, 12:49:04 PM »
I blame all problems on the electoral college. We'd have Gore still if it weren't for that crap.
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Random Ranting / Oral Surgeons Are Jerkmonkers
« on: November 06, 2004, 12:36:26 PM »Quote
One piece of advice I have. If you don't want to end up in the fetal possition sobbing like a little girl, don't smoke anything right after you get 4 wisdom teeth pulled.[snapback]9493[/snapback]
48 hours they say.
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Random Ranting / GS goes for Bush!
« on: November 06, 2004, 08:32:02 AM »Quote
There are numerous stories of the machines giving votes to Bush.
-There was a 32,000 cap on votes on machines in palm beach then they started rolling back.
-In Ohio they found 3887 extra votes for Bush in a polling place that only took 637 votes.
-The Miami Hearld is reporting numerous cases of people voting for Kerry to find Bush on the confirmation screen. After 3 or 4 tries, it would fix itself
-The president of Diebold (the company that makes the voting machines) promised in August to deliver Ohio to Bush.
Those of us who lost must remember a few good things though. we did lose, but Kerry got 54 million votes. That is more than Reagan got or Clinton. And there is hope that the true republicans, like John McCain, will stand up for what republicans really stand for and leave faith out of politics. Bush is proud he doesnt listen to polls, but he is supposed to be of the people. How can he know what the people are about if he never listens to them?[snapback]9422[/snapback]
As much as I would like to believe all of this, I would need sources/proof.
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Random Ranting / Oral Surgeons Are Jerkmonkers
« on: November 06, 2004, 08:28:43 AM »
After about one night the pain has lulled to the point that I don't want any more codeine, but it's still kind of swollen.
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Random Ranting / Oral Surgeons Are Jerkmonkers
« on: November 05, 2004, 11:01:52 PM »
The format blows because I couldn't indent with tab and it doesn't register spaces before words on a new line, what a bitch.
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Random Ranting / Oral Surgeons Are Jerkmonkers
« on: November 05, 2004, 11:01:19 PM »
So there he was, poor little old Cabazon getting out of his car, making sure to grab his DMB CD on the way out. He slowly walks up to the door... opens it. The receptionist's window is closed... Should he knock or walk away? He knocks.
"Hey dude, where's the bathroom?" he asks the lady behind the desk thing
"right through here first door on the left," the lady behind the desk thing says as the door magically opens itself.
"sweet dude" Cabazon says instinctively as he walks to the bathroom to expell urine from his bladder.
"Cabazon, right?"
"Right"
"The doctor will be right with you"
Poor little Cabazon sits down in the waiting room, shaking.
"Cabazon? right this way," some lady with a lesbian hair cut calls him out "last room on the left"
Cabazon sits in the chair.
Cabazon begins to breath from a little mask thing and everything rocks.
Cabazon goes home and is miserable.
Wisdom teeth removal, seems spooky at first, then it rocks, then it sucks.
"Hey dude, where's the bathroom?" he asks the lady behind the desk thing
"right through here first door on the left," the lady behind the desk thing says as the door magically opens itself.
"sweet dude" Cabazon says instinctively as he walks to the bathroom to expell urine from his bladder.
"Cabazon, right?"
"Right"
"The doctor will be right with you"
Poor little Cabazon sits down in the waiting room, shaking.
"Cabazon? right this way," some lady with a lesbian hair cut calls him out "last room on the left"
Cabazon sits in the chair.
Cabazon begins to breath from a little mask thing and everything rocks.
Cabazon goes home and is miserable.
Wisdom teeth removal, seems spooky at first, then it rocks, then it sucks.
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Random Ranting / Next time write your own notes
« on: November 05, 2004, 10:54:20 PM »
Dude what are you talking about?
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Random Ranting / EL CAB IS BACK?
« on: November 03, 2004, 07:51:43 PM »
Because he isn't back. Nathan is lying to you.
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Random Ranting / The Illuminati
« on: November 03, 2004, 07:40:33 PM »
Well, a Canadian I know told me it was the Illuminati (and it's Gump hole) and Canadians are always right, especially when talking about conspiracy theories about druids, the illuminati, and welsh kicking roman ass.
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Random Ranting / The Illuminati
« on: November 03, 2004, 07:33:12 PM »
The Illuminati.
I swear, it's the same word this time just repeated.
I swear, it's the same word this time just repeated.
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Random Ranting / GS goes for Bush!
« on: November 03, 2004, 07:29:30 PM »
I want Clinton back.
It'd sound great - "Clinton Gore in oh four!!!!!"
It'd sound great - "Clinton Gore in oh four!!!!!"
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Random Ranting / The Illuminati
« on: November 03, 2004, 07:25:43 PM »
The Illuminati is the only possible way that gumphole got into office again.
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Random Ranting / Pfft
« on: October 11, 2004, 07:04:50 PM »
Nathan still hosts the site, and has the password for xen's account (that's what he tells me anyway)
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Random Ranting / bad language
« on: October 11, 2004, 07:02:56 PM »
These kind of thread make me wish I didn't have my mod account deleted. Damn you uselessness!!!!
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Random Ranting / Why the Zen hate?
« on: October 09, 2004, 12:26:46 PM »
I am being fully serious.
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Random Ranting / Why the Zen hate?
« on: October 09, 2004, 07:37:58 AM »Quote
curious: why aren't you using the El Cabozono account cab?[snapback]8524[/snapback]
Because I'm Cabazon's 96 year old sister in comatose from Fiji. Not Cabazon.
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Random Ranting / Why the Zen hate?
« on: October 08, 2004, 08:54:46 PM »Quote
Quote*EDIT* el cab wrote something thoughtful about Zen, and like the dingus I am, I accidentally deleted it.
I suck. Sorry Cab.
His question was more or less "why all the Zen hate? He's alright. If you pretend he didn't just post [insert post your think is useless], he's fine."
*Punishes self soundly* -Throbblefoot[snapback]8232[/snapback]
im skipping everyone else input cuz i dun wanna read it right now- for me he just like picked my name out of a hat just to hate someone. its really not kool.
-Lord Elessar[snapback]8516[/snapback]
I really don't think that was random.