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Title: The Relationship Guru
Post by: Soul Sojourner on February 15, 2009, 01:23:25 PM: Hello, ladies and gentlemen!
Relationship troubles? Need some advice? Lost your wallet? *wink* I, the Relationship Guru, am your man!

Every day/week/hour/month/wheneverthefuckIfeellikeit I will be posting one piece of advice from the almighty and powerful me!

67. Always remember to, before a date, dab your hair with toothpaste to make your hair smell minty fresh.

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Title: Re: The Relationship Guru
Post by: Mercy on February 15, 2009, 01:52:29 PM: rofl.
Title: Re: The Relationship Guru
Post by: Mo on February 15, 2009, 06:46:21 PM: So I'm guessing that link isn't supposed to go anywhere on purpose heheh
Title: Re: The Relationship Guru
Post by: Soul Sojourner on February 16, 2009, 12:08:53 AM: Quote from: Mo on February 15, 2009, 06:46:21 PM
So I'm guessing that link isn't supposed to go anywhere on purpose heheh
Pretty much. =P
Title: Re: The Relationship Guru
Post by: Soul Sojourner on February 16, 2009, 06:15:19 PM: 34. As a rule, one should always remember to shave before a date. Experts agree that lawnmower blades and elbow grease give you a closer, smoother shave.
Title: Re: The Relationship Guru
Post by: Soul Sojourner on March 04, 2009, 01:45:59 PM: 99. Sloshing around some olive oil makes french kissing that much more intimate!
Title: Re: The Relationship Guru
Post by: 420 on March 04, 2009, 03:12:09 PM: 99a. Drinking some olive oil makes it easier to stay sober while getting her drunk!

-420
Title: Re: The Relationship Guru
Post by: Soul Sojourner on March 18, 2009, 07:19:16 PM: 602. Freon really isn't good cologne.
Title: Re: The Relationship Guru
Post by: Mercy on March 18, 2009, 07:31:52 PM: Is that actually true 420? haha.
Title: Re: The Relationship Guru
Post by: Soul Sojourner on March 18, 2009, 08:17:13 PM: Quote from: Mercy on March 18, 2009, 07:31:52 PM
Is that actually true 420? haha.
It took a reply two weeks later for you to see that post? lol.
Title: Re: The Relationship Guru
Post by: Mercy on March 18, 2009, 08:26:04 PM: No I saw it but didn't really pay attention to it. I've never heard of that before haha. But anyways I found that it does already.
Title: Re: The Relationship Guru
Post by: 420 on March 18, 2009, 09:20:39 PM: Quote from: Mercy on March 18, 2009, 08:26:04 PM
No I saw it but didn't really pay attention to it. I've never heard of that before haha. But anyways I found that it does already.
Milk works too but not as well.

-420
Title: Re: The Relationship Guru
Post by: Soul Sojourner on March 19, 2009, 11:22:17 PM: Quote from: 420 on March 18, 2009, 09:20:39 PM
Milk works too but not as well.

-420
What about milk AND olive oil, eh, eh!?
Title: Re: The Relationship Guru
Post by: 420 on March 20, 2009, 04:43:15 AM: Quote from: Soul Sojourner on March 19, 2009, 11:22:17 PM
What about milk AND olive oil, eh, eh!?
Give it a try and tell me how that goes.

-420
Title: Re: The Relationship Guru
Post by: Soul Sojourner on March 20, 2009, 08:08:59 PM: Quote from: 420 on March 20, 2009, 04:43:15 AM
Give it a try and tell me how that goes.

-420
Might be willing to if I drank, which I don't.