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Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Ser Red Ronnet Connington on June 16, 2006, 02:04:10 PM
This was posted by Cannixx almost 1 yr ago. I loved it, mabye since most of u have not played uber u wont appreciate it as much, but its still one hell of a laugh.

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Roflmao

ok ok, so i meet asshats on nwn all the time and on the net, who doesnt rite??? but this guy im about to mention deservers a SPECIAL award,

lmao.


his name was something like Malgoniss, on UA serv. First he join, annoying newb, keeps saying:

"Can you gimme uber items plz" "I wanna be uber"

ok big deal, hear this every day, but then it progresses...

after about 15 mins of repetedly being annoying, askign for items and sayign "HOW TO BE UBER??" etc, someone with dm toy stunes him so he cant move

"Why cant i move??" "YOU HACKERS HAVE HACKED MY PC" "THATS ILLEGAL"

he is sure that somebody has "Hacked" his pc, ok, so hes an idiot, big deal but then he just became a laughing matter

"You cant hack me thats illegal"

"If you keep this up ill tell bioware"

5 secs later

""OK IVE TOLD BIOWARE THEY SAY IF YOU DONT GIMME UBER ITEMS THEYLL BAN UR CD KEYS"

wtf...

"IVE TOLD EM UR ALL BANNED SOON HACKERS.... UNLESS U GIMME UBER GEAR"

How did u tell them so quickly hmm???

"I LIVE RIGHT NEXT TO THE BIOWARE HEADQUARTERS"

omg...

then the guy gets kicked. Heres the roflmao part.

a few secs later the guy, same log, joins with a char name


""BIOWARE CHEIF EXECUTER AND OWNER, ENFORCE OF HACKERS""

omg lmao, then he starts saying he owns bioware, and that if we dont give his friend Malgoniss uber items, well all banned from NWN for ever

"MY FRIEND MALGONISS INFORMS ME OF MISS CONDUCT ON MY GAME"

" ALL YOU CD KEYS ARE TERMINATED NEXT TIME U LOG"



lmao, sorry but i just needed to post that, if only sum of ya coulda been there it was the craziest thign ive ever seen on nwn 

Whats the biggest laugh uve ever had (NWN related)?
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Psycho on June 16, 2006, 02:09:54 PM
Hahahah nice one :D
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Chard! on June 16, 2006, 05:53:54 PM
That would be when i decided to leave Antes or the hilarious conversations with Adam.  :rofl:

Edit: Hmm and much much more... There were times where i actually did roll on the floor laughing.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Soul Sojourner on June 16, 2006, 06:38:55 PM
Eh, not bad. But not as good as some of the things I've seen in GunZ or on Godspire.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Mercy on June 17, 2006, 11:21:55 PM
During SoU, this guy Blake...annoyed the piss out of me and Mo. More I am sure, but me and Mo are the ones I remember. Always said his dad was the chief programmer for nwn and had connections at Atari and Bioware and if we didnt leave him alone we would be perma banned from nwn multi. lol.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: fireknight40 on June 18, 2006, 02:50:46 AM
lol nice. :D
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Soul Sojourner on June 18, 2006, 11:59:33 AM
Best part is, even if his dad was the chief programmer, he probably wouldn't be able to get that to happen. Besides the fact that he most likely wouldn't listen to his sons bitching and wouldn't do it. Plus even if he tried and had the connections, it is unlikely his connections would do it. Now, what were the odds in favor of this 'blake' in comparison to the odds against? rofl. Stupidity at it's greatest.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: RuNE on June 18, 2006, 01:35:04 PM
Omg, first post here - one of the best things ever.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Talon on June 18, 2006, 03:34:08 PM
OMG first post here!
w00t - i is so cool i is burnin'
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Mo on June 18, 2006, 03:35:41 PM
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During SoU, this guy Blake...annoyed the piss out of me and Mo. More I am sure, but me and Mo are the ones I remember. Always said his dad was the chief programmer for nwn and had connections at Atari and Bioware and if we didnt leave him alone we would be perma banned from nwn multi. lol.
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Blake was a quick taunt, item swapping, counterspelling tard.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Anheg on June 18, 2006, 06:21:14 PM
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Blake was a quick taunt, item swapping, counterspelling tard.
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Sounds like Mercy :P
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Talon on June 18, 2006, 08:04:21 PM
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Blake was a quick taunt, item swapping, counterspelling tard.
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Sounds like one of my chars for testing out sents.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Soul Sojourner on June 18, 2006, 11:06:05 PM
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Blake was a quick taunt, item swapping, counterspelling tard.
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Sounds like Homer Simpson.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Anheg on June 18, 2006, 11:45:34 PM
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Sounds like one of my chars for testing out sents.
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Im not sure if its because its really late, I've eaten two cans of sour cream and onion pringles, or becase im watching Robot Chicken, but im not sure what you mean by "chars"
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Mercy on June 18, 2006, 11:57:02 PM
Since when have I done any of those three Anheg?
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Anheg on June 19, 2006, 12:07:25 AM
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Since when have I done any of those three Anheg?
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 :blink: I was just refering to the tard part
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Razor Blade on June 19, 2006, 02:11:33 AM
My greates laugh this morning was this:
CAD comic (http://www.cad-comic.com/comic.php)
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Chard! on June 19, 2006, 04:05:50 AM
Edit: Removed Psycho's quote.

Wha....  :blink:
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Chard! on June 19, 2006, 04:22:23 AM
............... Uhm... wtf..
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Talon on June 19, 2006, 04:27:16 AM
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We want porn *suddenly psycho comes and picks out a girl , thinks that its tifa and bites and licks all over her body*    *rawr*
WE WANT IT NOW :D
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I dont see tifa
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: ViperDE2004 on June 19, 2006, 04:46:24 AM
lol funny story man some people really dont know when to quit.  I bet his login was the same to xD

and psycho wtf stop posting you stupid little horny 12 year old.  ffs go get some real ass and stop posting useless bullshit.  and btw thats the worst pair of tities i have ever seen in my life.  Your tifa or what ever you wanna call it, is ugly as fuck.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Chard! on June 19, 2006, 05:31:09 AM
Edit: Removed Psycho's quote.

BWAAHAHAH rofl  :lol2:  :lol2:
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Ser Red Ronnet Connington on June 19, 2006, 07:08:50 AM
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Dont i look awesome  :D  :wub:
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WHAT THE FUCK !!!! Are u on about Pyscho. LM has little kids posting.. and they bloody well dont need to see any of the crap u posted, even though i found it bloody odd/funny that a 10 yr old would post shite like that. We dont need to hear how horny u are.. and stop talking about blowjobs.. im sorry but its not acceptable. If you are the little attention seeking freak u seem to be, plz go and post in another forum.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Cannixxxx on June 19, 2006, 07:30:14 AM
original link http://www.nwn-uber.org/e107_plugins/forum...ewtopic.php?151 (http://www.nwn-uber.org/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?151)
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Ser Red Ronnet Connington on June 19, 2006, 07:54:41 AM
Lol Psychos reply ... in a pm:

Ser red connington u .

Go me, ive u wont ill hate u  

TIFA YEA YEA TIFA !~!!!! ,

IM WETHER ULL LIKE IT OR NOT

*gives ser red connington a *

*snipping out the nasty little bits*
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Ser Red Ronnet Connington on June 19, 2006, 07:58:51 AM
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U just made that up asswipe

pansy whoor cun]
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lol i wont respond to a little fat ugly immature kid with freckles on his stupid face... il allow the admins to deal with it.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Cannixxxx on June 19, 2006, 08:14:27 AM
Psycho did you join Uberalies server about a year ago by any chance?
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Razor Blade on June 19, 2006, 08:46:15 AM
This Psycho dude is clearly SPAMMING this forum and I think a mod should delete his posts as they CLEARLY don't have anything to do with the subject of this thread...A ban would do him good too...
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Chard! on June 19, 2006, 09:55:32 AM
I'll ask him in RL why he posts this crap.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on June 19, 2006, 10:16:28 AM
Psycho, may I refer you to this rule -
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2. Refrain from posting profanity, racist, sexist, or demeaning material. Any offensive material in your posts, including Adult material, will be removed ASAP.
- from this (http://lucidmagic.net:8080/forum/index.php?showtopic=20) thread.

Please remove the avatar photo.


-Elessar
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Anheg on June 19, 2006, 10:53:55 AM
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This is me ,, im a weirdo
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Only the Dutch....

PS: Where are the moderators? Oh yah, none of them have posted in the last half a year.

@ Elessar
I thought you turned 15 (?)
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: 420 on June 19, 2006, 01:12:03 PM
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This Psycho dude is clearly SPAMMING this forum and I think a mod should delete his posts as they CLEARLY don't have anything to do with the subject of this thread...A ban would do him good too...
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Throbble is at a job interview, if Psycho doesn't clean up everything he posted, including his avatar, I suspect he will be banned (with all his posts deleted) in just over 2 hours.

-420
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: nathan on June 19, 2006, 01:23:18 PM
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Throbble is at a job interview, if Psycho doesn't clean up everything he posted, including his avatar, I suspect he will be banned (with all his posts deleted) in just over 2 hours.

-420
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I'll take care of it.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Soul Sojourner on June 19, 2006, 01:32:44 PM
W00t! Now where was this conversation going before Psycho's little interruptions?
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Ser Red Ronnet Connington on June 19, 2006, 02:39:53 PM
The Funniest thing uve experienced on Nwn. Physcos recent posts would earn a place here, it was a bit disturbing but perhaps funny to see a 10 year old talk like he did. I think he just wanted to increase his number of posts, all of his other posts were pointless, agreeing and disagreeing about issues in a game he has never seen or played.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Chard! on June 19, 2006, 02:49:57 PM
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The Funniest thing uve experienced on Nwn. Physcos recent posts would earn a place here, it was a bit disturbing but perhaps funny to see a 10 year old talk like he did. I think he just wanted to increase his number of posts, all of his other posts were pointless, agreeing and disagreeing about issues in a game he has never seen or played.
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He's not 10 year old. He's 15 or 14, can't remember exactly.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Soul Sojourner on June 19, 2006, 07:57:23 PM
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He's not 10 year old. He's 15 or 14, can't remember exactly.
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Ah, so he just acts like one.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Throbblefoot on June 19, 2006, 08:16:52 PM
First, I'd like to apologize to anyone who had to witness that hideous display of desperate, infantile lonliness. I saw it before the job interview, but just didn't have time to take any action. Once again RL impinges on my time!

Second, I'd like to thank Nathan for taking care of it.

Third, I'd like to rip Psycho's head off and shove a copy of Hustler down his pathetic, virginal gullet.

-Throbblefoot
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Anheg on June 19, 2006, 10:09:54 PM
At least, if there was an appropriate topic, he put it in it.
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Post by: Soul Sojourner on June 19, 2006, 11:37:07 PM
He had some stuff about "gay this" and "gay that" in another topic as well.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Chard! on June 21, 2006, 12:54:40 AM
Well i talked to him about it. He said he got hacked or his password was stolen.

Sorry for the off-topic. :rolleyes:
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Anheg on June 21, 2006, 12:04:18 PM
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Well i talked to him about it. He said he got hacked or his password was stolen.

Sorry for the off-topic. :rolleyes:
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Yah, I believe that.

Not.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Ser Red Ronnet Connington on June 21, 2006, 12:30:37 PM
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Well i talked to him about it. He said he got hacked or his password was stolen.

Sorry for the off-topic. :rolleyes:
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Lol he is talking rubbish, have u asked him what it feels like being banned?
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Post by: Soul Sojourner on June 21, 2006, 01:37:03 PM
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Well i talked to him about it. He said he got hacked or his password was stolen.

Sorry for the off-topic. :rolleyes:
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He's a bad liar. If he really got hacked, I would expect an instant improvement in his spelling in grammar.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: 420 on June 21, 2006, 01:51:11 PM
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He's a bad liar. If he really got hacked, I would expect an instant improvement in his spelling in grammar.
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Ha ha ha, good one!

But seriously, the only way someone's account is going to get "hacked" is if they used an easy-to-guess password or gave their password out to someone. Either way he is just as guily as he would be if he did it himself.

-420
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: RuNE on June 21, 2006, 02:48:44 PM
The only way?   :lol:
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Hubba on June 22, 2006, 08:11:24 AM
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Only the Dutch....

PS: Where are the moderators? Oh yah, none of them have posted in the last half a year.

@ Elessar
I thought you turned 15 (?)
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Not all the Dutch people are like him. Including me.
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Mo on June 22, 2006, 01:50:43 PM
uhh sorry i have not been reading this thread lol what happened?
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Throbblefoot on June 22, 2006, 01:57:59 PM
Remember that time that some idiot posted a bunch of porn and profanity and had an obscene avatar? Happened again.

Children always think they're being so original.

-Throbblefoot
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Chard! on June 26, 2006, 08:36:19 AM
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Lol he is talking rubbish, have u asked him what it feels like being banned?
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As my computer broke down i couldn't tell you guys but Psycho's password was guessed by someone in his class. We will probaly never find out who did it but i'm almost sure Psycho didn't post the crap. Of course i can't know for sure but Psycho in RL really doesn't seem like porn related spammer at all. In fact he really likes LM.

Edit: @Ser He did show me a PM where you asked him if he liked being banned. Funny!  :lol2:
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Talon on June 26, 2006, 04:12:00 PM
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As my computer broke down i couldn't tell you guys but Psycho's password was guessed by someone in his class. We will probaly never find out who did it but i'm almost sure Psycho didn't post the crap. Of course i can't know for sure but Psycho in RL really doesn't seem like porn related spammer at all. In fact he really likes LM.

Edit: @Ser He did show me a PM where you asked him if he liked being banned. Funny!  :lol2:
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They guessed his password, guessed his username, and then guessed that he would have an account on a forum called lucidmagic.

Thats pretty cool
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Chard! on June 26, 2006, 04:15:50 PM
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They guessed his password, guessed his username, and then guessed that he would have an account on a forum called lucidmagic.

Thats pretty cool
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Well during the lunch breaks you can see him infront of a computer on LM. I guess somebody else that saw him there thought it would be funny to fuck up this topic.

Edit: He told me he would explain everything himself in this topic. Everybody probaly figured out who Choas Legion (He spelled it wrong Tee Hee!) is.  :rolleyes:
Title: The Greatest Laugh ive ever had on NWN
Post by: Chard! on July 09, 2006, 06:49:06 AM
This is what happened the day i decided to leave the Antediluvians:

I was very bored of the ugly Antes lizzie skin so i came online often with a different account and character name. I don't remember my account name but my chars were called "Curifin". Gwydion never found out it was actually me and i could run around in the Antes Homeworld without the skin.

Then one day i dueled around in the homeworld with Connington. I told him in "tell" that i wanted to leave the clan and he told me to tell Gwydion right at that moment. (Gwy was kinda standing next to us.) First i was afraid to tell Gwy because of his bad mood but i heard Ser nagging in "tell" that i HAVE to do it now.

I remember exactly what i said. It was something like this: "Gwy its me Chard. I wanna leave the clan." He turned around and he didn't say a word. he just booted me. I went to Godspire and waited because i thought it would be pointless to go back to Antes. Nobody was at GS but i waited a few min and Ser came in laughing his arse off. I don't really remember what he told me.

But yeah that was the greatest laugh i ever had on NWN.