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Other => Random Ranting => Topic started by: doofer101 on July 25, 2004, 10:09:51 PM
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okay time to get people posting again!!
each person who adds to the story must post 3 words - no more no less
okay story starting now:
Once there was....
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a man that
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Spammed a lot
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his name was
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doofer, aka Entreri.
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he killed cabazono
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in a dream.
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and wore a
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little pink dress
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With Blood Stains
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from stab wounds
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a little . here
Doofer slised off
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cab's arms and
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ej fucked it
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i did wat
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fucking retarded siggy
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oops where you in the middle of a story....fuck sorry
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LOL
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Yes we where.
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Notice still in.
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3 word format.
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heh ok continuing story now...
ej fucked it
and enjoyed it
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When in Rome
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On a boat
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remember your towel
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because you might
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Fuck an arm.
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If you do
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were a Ruber
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because the arm
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will sprout fur
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and bite off
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a chunk of
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your oversized ear
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to feed to
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then a flod
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weewooweewooweewoo! your continuation does flow! please change it!
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look I'll continue from my last post up there.
of brain tissue
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:angry: but i posted first so you have to follow what i said!
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Elessar was eating
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Blood Angel. YUM!
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blood was poisonous
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Elessar is immune
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to poisonous ducks.
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but elessar died
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and was ressurected
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by the gods.
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Only to Fall
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into his bed
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with cab. meanwhile,
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there was a dog
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stuck in his
that was a great response elessar :D, funny
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car which is
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pink and green
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and made of
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jello and peanut
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But the car
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ran off a
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small diving board.
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It blew up
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*maniac voice* the entire ocean!
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in his mind
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he ruled all
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except for the
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Island of Paradise
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which was nice
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and had a
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which was nice
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err...chichiri might've posted twuce so i'll continue from blood...
pink fluffy baboon
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sorry about that...
which he loved.
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like a son
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Yet there was
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that nagging feeling
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that it was
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going to eat
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up Lord Elessar
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but he couldnt
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because he was
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a strict vegetarian.
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Yet he enjoyed (to eat)
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eating whale blubber
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because it tastes
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like elessar's spam
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and old tofu
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test
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So Zen SUX!!!!
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Zen does not
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sux, you big ((Elessar))
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Zen sucks not,
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Maybe it is
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you who sucks.
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on elessar's dick
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*goes and thinks*
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*why i post*
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*in this forum*
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*Throws a soup can at elessar*
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elessar posts because...
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*cries*sniff... sniff....
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he has no
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story outta control...
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But so fun
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because its very
(elessar, we wouldnt pick on you so much if you didnt triple post in this story :P )
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good for spaming
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which he loves
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with fiery passion
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and steamed tofu
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(yum steamed tofu)
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because it tastes
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like a box
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of steamy shit
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and when he
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test
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test
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test( good, it does not raise your post count)
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went to the
(cab if you hadnt noticed you guys started picking on me first; i tripple posted to avoid getting picked on even more)
(aljin-nice sig; i like the elvish font, whered ya get it?)
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used car lot
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to buy a
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a stuffed animal
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(cab if you hadnt noticed you guys started picking on me first; i tripple posted to avoid getting picked on even more)
(1. It began with picking on doofer, then talk about killing me.
2. I didn't even say anything between the post I am quoting and your 3 posts)
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(cab if you hadnt noticed you guys started picking on me first; i tripple posted to avoid getting picked on even more)
i think your talking about me... not cab :unsure:
why did you triple post? your explaination lacks sense
this story is dead :(
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It soon resurrected...
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by me because
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which ate pickles :lol:
(guys why dont we just make it entertaining but not offensive to anyone? that why things like tripple posts wont happen)
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by the jarfull
(jarfull is so 1 word :lol: )
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It was soooooo
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Similar to Elessar
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because it is
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posting right now.
(cab did you just delete some of the posts there cuz when i posted my last post here it made sense; now it doesnt)
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But then suddenly,
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a ginormous purple
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bowling ball fell
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On Elessar's foot
(The font is called "Tengwar Annatar" get it here: Clicky (http://home.student.uu.se/j/jowi4905/fonts/annatar.html) Because this font is Truetype you'll need a scribing program such as Tengwar Scribe: Clicky (http://user.tninet.se/~xof995c/tengscribe.htm) The Text in my Sig is Quenya which is one of the Elvish Languages developed by Tolkien, a good dictionary can be found here: Clicky (http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Parthenon/2196/) So don't say I never do anything for you!)
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"OUCHIES!" Elessar cried
(ty aljin! hope i dont screw up lol)
(EDIT: YAY I DIDNT SCREW UP! lol)
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throwing the ball,
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into doofer's arms
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doofer rolls it
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down the lane :)
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ITS A STRIKE!
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But, behind him
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a sinister figure
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bought cherry pies
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and hurled them
(Looks Okay to me, El^^)
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at angry squirrels
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with giant ears :lol:
(ty aljin!)
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the squirrels jumped
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into a pot
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of old smelly
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jelly beans and
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died a sudden
(The "Angel" in your Avatar is in english but written with Quenya, you should re do it with the scribe set to English)
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and painfull death
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with a spatula
(i dont think you translate names so just deal with it being english, Aljin...)
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then squirrel god
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came over and
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granted him life
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using a huge
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stainless steel wand
(El, I don't think you understand lol, there are different modes, I've made an example for you:
(http://www.rpgforums.org/Aljn/Angel.jpg)
This is what I mean, there's a special way to write English using the Elvish alphabet, that's all)
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that had a
(what the hells the point of this thred, do you guys auctally like it)
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silver bell at
(whatever im too lazy to change it now anyway lol)
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-tached to it.
(yeah sher these games are amusing, and now that they dont increase post count nobody can complain about the spam here)
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Guillotines are dangerously
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sharp and deadly
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and they're french.
(yeah sher these games are amusing, and now that they dont increase post count nobody can complain about the spam here)
(but you're wasting the internet.)
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baguettes which smell
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of cheap wine
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and honey mustard
(you guys would never guess where i got the guilotine idea from lol :rolleyes: )
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....The end, yeah.
(did you get it from the execution device invented in france in the 1700s that used a heavy blade to decapitate the executionee?)
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(but you're wasting the internet.)
me waste internet? thats unpossible!
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The New Story:
(nah! well ya but dats not really where i got it from... in the canals of lowell one of the places has a big thingy of wood taht drops down like a guillotine to stop the flow of water in case of a flood)
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There once was
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great green globs
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of little Goblins
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who liked to
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play drums and
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blow the Oboe (I have no idea how that's spelled =) )
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for the little
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smelly, Kobold who
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ate a pink
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mothball and choked
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on a purple
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fish hook. a
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great pink banana
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gets all mushy
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when an elephant
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stomps on it
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before he eats
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a tomato and
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orange pickle juice.
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After eating, Mr.elephant
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but didnt think
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(Maverick that doesn't make sense, so i'll just skip it)
rode on 50 rhinoes
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and two black
(who the man you violated the rules that is 4 words!)
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oreo-munching porcupines
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came along and
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shot him in
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the squishy area
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Without the manliness...
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(ok if that's too inappropriate some admin can delete it so i'll post an alternative)
he squealed loudly
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and ran around
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as though somebody
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shot him in
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the bright white
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light thingie thats
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known as a
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semi-transparent thong
(O_o...don't ask...)
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made of a
(why'd you write a semi-transparent thong?)
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strand of elephant
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nostril hair and
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(( I was hoping for someone to say ass-hair)) >_>;;
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Rhinocerous arse hair
(Happy? :rolleyes: )
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It was fashionable...
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and quite the
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bees knees, or
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luvie duvie out-fit
(*is almost 99% positive "out-fit" is spelt like that*)
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That elessar wears.
(Is 99% sure elessar is stupid.)
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It's now zen's
(shut up zen!)
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luvie duvie out-fit
(*is almost 99% positive "out-fit" is spelt like that*)
( I would just like to say - anyone who spells "Spelled" as "spelt" need not be correcting spelling of others)
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luvie duvie out-fit
(*is almost 99% positive "out-fit" is spelt like that*)
( I would just like to say - anyone who spells "Spelled" as "spelt" need not be correcting spelling of others)
(actually, they're both correct, but Spelled is preferred, and "outfit" is one word :P )
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(all well it still fits the three words doesnt it? now lets get on with the story)
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(Oh well, "spelt" looks hella stupid)
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(:P ok now lets get on with the game!)
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Elessar sucks big
( Zen refuses to shuts ups!! )
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popsicles while riding
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and dancing on
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a little pony!
(ty doofa you just saved me lol ^_^)
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Zombie baby rulez
<--------
Post number 69, Pwned.
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Michael Jackson's choice
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of undies and
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socks. Then came
(ty doofa you just saved me lol ^_^)
hehe :P
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(Oh well, "spelt" looks hella stupid)
Voices from the
(I agree^^)
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evil red smurfs
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who were killing
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good blue smurfs
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during the smurf-revolution
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of 2845. It
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ended in bloodshed
(hey thats total misuse of hyphens! :P )
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and brain tissue
[>:) what hyphen misuse?]
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with sweet corn
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Fell into-a hole
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of great green
(now that was hyphen misuse viper lol)
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Canibal Super Chickens
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of da boss!
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Named Colonel Sanders
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and had a
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big ass football
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the size of
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Mars, but small
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enough to fit
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a tea cup
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but the colonel
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of trent and
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his wife Sharon
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was a tad
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lime green for
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him so he
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went to the
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hospital to get
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anti-lycanthropy shot because
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he was mauled
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by a werewolf.
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of trent and
((The book: "A spell for Chameleon"?))
There was the
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pink furry things
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that ate my
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watermelon and my
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dear old Granny
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who likes to
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Worship my avatar.
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NOT! The End.
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Elessar sucks. End.
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But it wasnt....
*freaky music starts to play*
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My signatures.....Gone!!!!
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HA HA HA!
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Screw you, Foo.
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(Zen stop being stupid and keep to the story)
Who likes to...spit mushrooms into
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a pot o'soup
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but it spilled
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on his crotch
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Quoth he, "Rassafrassa-Packerloomin-Elephants."
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everyone in the
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house began dancing
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to chickendance music
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and then zen
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pwned the world.
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without realizing that
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he already had.
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lost the wars
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against the admins
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because zen is
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a naughty bastage.
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True story, yo.
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I'm a member.
Yay for me.
Lets celebrate, Dude.
Ill call the
Pizza. We'll party.
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Just Be Careful,
the admins can
and will change
your status as
a punishment if
you continue harrassing
their authoritative positions.
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Happily ever after.