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Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: bus driver on May 31, 2005, 08:17:20 AM
I bus here by claim myself rightful ruler of everything... (its alot easyer then you think)

i have devoted part of my hefty work load of ruler to fighting "the man" (mo) and freeing the opressed people stuck places due to his large tubby dwarf gut

also i will be taking things....and breaking stuff.......and enforcing my rule and brainwashing incocent noobs for the greater good...


you will all bow down to bus .......


since noone is here i will be forced to make clones of you all to do my biddings..and even if you are here i'll still make clones ....everyone knows clones are more loyal..


yea....



clones.....




*goes off hitting stuff with a stick*
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: BzK on May 31, 2005, 09:46:02 AM
oooooooookay... :blink:
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: iceycool56 on May 31, 2005, 10:14:25 AM
:lol:
A clone army... gee, why does that sound familiar?  Unite, we must, to destroy these copies.
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Maxou on May 31, 2005, 10:32:09 AM
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I bus here by claim myself rightful ruler of everything... (its alot easyer then you think)

i have devoted part of my hefty work load of ruler to fighting "the man" (mo) and freeing the opressed people stuck places due to his large tubby dwarf gut

also i will be taking things....and breaking stuff.......and enforcing my rule and brainwashing incocent noobs for the greater good...
you will all bow down to bus .......
since noone is here i will be forced to make clones of you all to do my biddings..and even if you are here i'll still make clones ....everyone knows clones are more loyal..
yea....
clones.....
*goes off hitting stuff with a stick*
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Hmmmm ... hence we'll do a clone wars , isn't that a star wars thing ?
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Shade on May 31, 2005, 10:39:24 AM
muwahaha i wanna b bussy's queen!
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Meclar on May 31, 2005, 11:10:06 AM
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for the greater good

So this is for good then what do we have to worry about?
And what kind of stick? Pointy, blunt, smelly?
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: kanrei on May 31, 2005, 12:34:01 PM
BUS!!!!!!  You are still alive!!!!!!!!

I keep looking and looking for you and you are never online.  Sure, it seems I am never there either, but I check "Who's online now" like 10 times a day and I never ever ever see you ever.  I miss you.
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Anheg on May 31, 2005, 01:07:12 PM
I want a stick to hit things with :P
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Illutian on May 31, 2005, 09:17:14 PM
how dare u ppl call me crazy :P
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Mo on May 31, 2005, 10:44:43 PM
*poisons Bus's food*

*mumbles*Soon, I will be KING

*evil laugh*

*disappears inside evil smoke bomb*


<--- Is very evil
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Tyrael on May 31, 2005, 11:32:20 PM
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how dare u ppl call me crazy :P
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because u are maybe  :crazy:  :tease:  :crazy:
     :P (evil laugh) :P
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Illutian on June 01, 2005, 12:24:54 AM
OH YA! well at least i have something better to do than be #1 online  *sits in position and waits for Tyr to walk into the kitchen* muahaha...he won't see it coming :diablo:
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: bus driver on June 01, 2005, 01:08:59 AM
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BUS!!!!!!  You are still alive!!!!!!!!

I keep looking and looking for you and you are never online.  Sure, it seems I am never there either, but I check "Who's online now" like 10 times a day and I never ever ever see you ever.  I miss you.


i dont play during the day anymore....just during my night which is like ungodly hours of the morning for you... i might get gw one day....maybe......dout it....hmmmmm....



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*poisons Bus's food*

*mumbles*Soon, I will be KING

*evil laugh*

*disappears inside evil smoke bomb*
<--- Is very evil

im no amature.. i have elite pro food poison tester eaters mawahah


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So this is for good then what do we have to worry about?
And what kind of stick? Pointy, blunt, smelly?

thats enough jiff from you lemming *chases with stick* mawhahaha


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my clones arent prissy lil weaklings like off star wars......star wars took myyy idea and made it soft ...



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edit: nooooooooooo my quotes arent working .....its the work of mo i tell you
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Xen on June 01, 2005, 05:25:33 AM
Mo's evil?... Dwarfs cant be evil.. Everyone that lays sight of a dwarf instantly bursts into unconrolable laughter at there tubby gutt's.

The idea for "Clones" was never and will never be the propertie of starwars... fork starwars.

~Xen
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Mo on June 01, 2005, 05:26:28 AM
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edit: nooooooooooo my quotes arent working .....its the work of mo i tell you
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Hahah i have successfully sabotage Bus's quotes...soon the kingdom will be mine.

PS. Woot Xen is reading this thread lol
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Xen on June 01, 2005, 06:13:39 AM
I linger ocassionaly.. Btw FTP Wasnt working last time I looked wanted to see whats new.

~Xen
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Soul Sojourner on June 01, 2005, 07:21:06 AM
I like Dwarves =D I just have an uncanny hatred for Gnomes... and elves... damn elves...
BUS DONT CLONE ELVES!!! THEY WONT LISTEN!!!!
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Anheg on June 01, 2005, 02:21:19 PM
Hell doesnt like elves just because he knows they would revolt and kill him.
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Soul Sojourner on June 02, 2005, 06:34:26 AM
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Hell doesnt like elves just because he knows they would revolt and kill him.
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Points at Anheg! HAHAHAHAAA Puny elf... go make toys for Santa or somethin!!
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Hubba on June 02, 2005, 10:35:33 AM
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I like Dwarves =D I just have an uncanny hatred for Gnomes... and elves... damn elves...
BUS DONT CLONE ELVES!!! THEY WONT LISTEN!!!!
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Elves appear to have a high listen skill due their keen senses, so shut yer yab!
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Xen on June 02, 2005, 11:45:08 AM
Elves are also arogant pricks...
If you walked up and said:

-"Hey... dude.. theres a dude about to stab you!"

Elf-"Oh begone pessent... My elf ears hear nothing.. Im sure if there where someone here I wou..." *SLASH*

-"I told you :/...." Elf-"Garrggle......"

`Xen
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Soul Sojourner on June 02, 2005, 02:27:56 PM
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Elves appear to have a high listen skill due their keen senses, so shut yer yab!
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Ah, but you see, listening and hearing are two sides of the same coin, only difference is, elves hear alot, they just dont listen! =D
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Shade on June 02, 2005, 02:42:23 PM
bahaha thats right ^_^ i never listen
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Celestial1 on June 02, 2005, 04:20:53 PM
In other words they hear just fine... when they want to.

~Celestial
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on June 02, 2005, 04:30:48 PM
I can't believe I actually took the time to read this stupid thread... O.O

To Bus-
1.  I've always thought you were a bit off the rocker, but then again, most people here are.
2.  Will the clones atleast wear shirts?(Unlike you.)
3.  "IVIIX" is no such number in Roman Numerals. If you wanted to make a number out of the numerals you have there you could do "XVIII," which is 18.

To Mo-
I always knew you were insane.

To Shade-
:D *hugs* where ya been?

To Khadgar-
Can I steal your saber? Pretty pretty please?



-Elessar Oh-My-God-He-Still-Exists Telrunya
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Mercy on June 02, 2005, 05:01:07 PM
*mutters* And Elessar takes a totally funny topic and distorts it to be serious and not funny anymore.
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on June 02, 2005, 05:36:58 PM
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*mutters* And Elessar takes a totally funny topic and distorts it to be serious and not funny anymore.
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I'm sorry I wasn't aware humor existed within the topic... -.-


-Elessar
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: BzK on June 02, 2005, 06:07:56 PM
Any thread made by Bus is usually for humor  :P
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: kanrei on June 02, 2005, 06:38:31 PM
The offical NWN race suck list


Halflings suck!!!!!
Gnomes suck!!!!!
Dwarfs suck less than halflings and gnomes, but still suck!!!!
Elves suck!!!!
Humans really suck!!!!!
Half-orcs are stupid.
Half-elves rule!!!!!!
Half-elves rule!!!!!!!
HALF-ELVES RULE!!!!!
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Mercy on June 02, 2005, 07:51:53 PM
And Taarna = the suxors queen.

btw

HALFLINGS AND HUMANS PWN ALL GODNESS! AND DORFS![/color]
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: BzK on June 02, 2005, 07:59:21 PM
if Elves suck Half-Elves suck more because they're half human and half elf  :D
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Soul Sojourner on June 02, 2005, 10:31:26 PM
When it comes to questing though, I like ALL races... but in GodSpire... I hate elves... alot...

Bus is excluded because he isn't an elf... he's a god... that looks like an elf.
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Illutian on June 02, 2005, 11:24:30 PM
*cough*suckup*cough* :P
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Maxou on June 03, 2005, 06:33:31 AM
Gnome are t3h sexiness .
Haflings are missed gnome , that's all .

Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on June 03, 2005, 07:47:35 AM
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Gnome are t3h sexiness .
Haflings are missed gnome , that's all .
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Halflings are ten times better than gnomes! GNOMES ARE UBER UGLY! DON'T BE ONE!



-Elessar
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Anheg on June 03, 2005, 10:54:06 AM
Why do I remember this conversation form sometime before?

Humans -too short a lifespan to be any use at all
Halflings -need to evolve
Gnomes -useless unless for target practice
Dwarves -standable unless in large numbers or drunk (which is 95% of the time)
Half-orcs -kinda slow but still better than any of the above
Half-Elves -standable but the human blood makes them too...human-like
Elves -Rule All
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Mo on June 03, 2005, 02:43:56 PM
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Why do I remember this conversation form sometime before?

Humans -too short a lifespan to be any use at all
Halflings -need to evolve
Gnomes -useless unless for target practice
Dwarves -standable unless in large numbers or drunk (which is 95% of the time)
Half-orcs -kinda slow but still better than any of the above
Half-Elves -standable but the human blood makes them too...human-like
Elves -Rule All
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What does standable mean?

Nothing worse than a self-hating human  :acute:
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Soul Sojourner on June 03, 2005, 05:59:32 PM
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What does standable mean?

Nothing worse than a self-hating human  :acute:
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hahaha OWNED!!!
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: kanrei on June 03, 2005, 09:38:40 PM
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if Elves suck Half-Elves suck more because they're half human and half elf  :D
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not at all.  See, the Elf half sucks and the Human half sucks.  This makes both  a negative.  Two negatives equal a positive so Elf + Human =Halfelf and Evil +Evil= Greatest Race ever!!!!!!!

Mercy, you will pay for that suxxor queen crack.  You will not know where or when or how, but you will.  Everyday nothing happens to you, you should thank me for giving you that day  :P  :angry:  :P  :angry:  :P  :angry:  :P  :angry:  :D
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: BzK on June 03, 2005, 10:37:14 PM
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not at all.  See, the Elf half sucks and the Human half sucks.  This makes both  a negative.  Two negatives equal a positive so Elf + Human =Halfelf and Evil +Evil= Greatest Race ever!!!!!!!

Nope!

Negative plus a negative is a negative ;)
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Soul Sojourner on June 03, 2005, 11:36:06 PM
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Nope!

Negative plus a negative is a negative ;)
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Ya what he said... two negatives dont make a positive... this isn't math people!
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on June 04, 2005, 07:25:23 AM
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not at all.  See, the Elf half sucks and the Human half sucks.  This makes both  a negative.  Two negatives equal a positive so Elf + Human =Halfelf and Evil +Evil= Greatest Race ever!!!!!!!

HALT! This is the Integer Police! You, Taarna Kanrei, are under arrest for not understanding the rules for adding and subtracting intergers.

Adding Integers:
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Rule 1: When adding integers that are both positive or both negative, just add them together and keep the sign.
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1+1=2
(-1)+(-1)=-2

Rule 2: When adding integers that are a positive and a negative number, ignore the sign, subtract the smaller number from the larger number, and keep the sign of the larger number.
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10+(-3)=7
(-10)+3=-7

Subtracting Integers:
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Rule 1: When subtracting integers, add the opposite.
EX:
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20-(+5)=20+(-5)=15
(-20)-(+5)=(-20)+(-5)=-25
20-(-5)=20+5=25
(-20)-(-5)=(-20)+5=-15

You must hand-write these rules, including their examples, five times each and hand it in to me by Monday, June 6, 2005, or face the consequences.  :P  :lol:


-Integer Officer Telrunya

PS: ;) I sincerely hope that your original error was just a typo, Taarna, as we all make sooo many of them. :D
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Hubba on June 04, 2005, 08:54:19 AM
Fanatic....
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: BzK on June 04, 2005, 10:30:15 AM
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You must hand-write these rules, including their examples, five times each and hand it in to me by Monday, June 5, 2005, or face the consequences.  :P  :lol:
-Interger Officer Telrunya
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Monday is the 6th ;)

and it's integer.

butttttt... it's time to go back on topic :D
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: KWZ on June 04, 2005, 11:03:50 AM
Quote from: Lord Elessar,Jun 4 2005, 07:25 AM
HALT! This is the Interger Police! You, Taarna Kanrei, are under arrest for not understanding the rules for adding and subtracting intergers.

Adding Intergers:
Rule 2: When adding intergers that are a positive and a negative number, ignore the sign, subtract the smaller number from the larger number, and keep the sign of the larger number.
EX:


Subtracting Intergers:
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You must hand-write these rules, including their examples, five times each and hand it in to me by Monday, June 5, 2005, or face the consequences.  :P  :lol:
-Interger Officer Telrunya

PS: ;) I sincerely hope that your original error was just a typo, Taarna, as we all make sooo many of them. :D
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Wow lord elesar ur very very smart
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Anheg on June 04, 2005, 12:27:44 PM
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Wow lord elesar ur very very smart
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I hope that was sarcastic
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: KWZ on June 04, 2005, 12:44:26 PM
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I hope that was sarcastic
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It was kind of half and half
1 half was i needed to get post up so badly and the other half i cant to integers

:D
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: KWZ on June 04, 2005, 12:46:24 PM
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It was kind of half and half
1 half was i needed to get post up so badly and the other half i cant to integers

:D
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i cant to integers

I cant Do* integers
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on June 04, 2005, 02:29:29 PM
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Monday is the 6th ;)

and it's integer.

butttttt... it's time to go back on topic :D
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i dunt no whaaaat you aw talkeen about!


-Lawd Elessah
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Meclar on June 04, 2005, 02:36:18 PM
So... back on topic...

How does bus really expect to keep everyone under control if we can't even keep a forum on topic?
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Anheg on June 04, 2005, 02:56:29 PM
Bus cant use his stick on a forum :)
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Mo on June 04, 2005, 03:05:09 PM
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not at all.  See, the Elf half sucks and the Human half sucks.  This makes both  a negative.  Two negatives equal a positive so Elf + Human =Halfelf and Evil +Evil= Greatest Race ever!!!!!!!

Mercy, you will pay for that suxxor queen crack.  You will not know where or when or how, but you will.  Everyday nothing happens to you, you should thank me for giving you that day  :P  :angry:  :P  :angry:  :P  :angry:  :P  :angry:  :D
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I think what Taarna ment to say was:

Elf*Hman = Halfelf and Evil*Evil = Greatest Race Ever

Now we satisfy mathematics.  Two negatives make a positive.  Have a nice day  :dirol:
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: kanrei on June 05, 2005, 05:55:20 PM
In mathmatics, two negatives always equal a positive.  I was wrong to use addition in my example, but rather multiplication.

-2 x -1 = 2 I believe.  Been twenty years so I could be wrong, but as I recall a negative and a positve equals a negative and a 2 negatvies make a positve.

Odd +Odd = Even
Even + Even = Even
Even+Odd= halfling =P
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Xen on June 06, 2005, 12:07:55 AM
Look out of the square, We see things that prove old "Facts" wrong all the time.. And here:

   -  <- Turn 90 degreese = | so | + - = +

~Xen
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Mo on June 06, 2005, 04:22:50 AM
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In mathmatics, two negatives always equal a positive.  I was wrong to use addition in my example, but rather multiplication.

-2 x -1 = 2 I believe.  Been twenty years so I could be wrong, but as I recall a negative and a positve equals a negative and a 2 negatvies make a positve.

Odd +Odd = Even
Even + Even = Even
Even+Odd= halfling =P
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As I said right above you.

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Finally, for people who like algebraic sorts of proofs, consider this. X and Y are both positive numbers.

X+ (-Y) = 0
(X)(Y) + (-X)( Y) = 0

Since the term on the left is positive, the term on the right must be negative. (I'm assuming here that if two non-zero numbers add up to zero, then one of them is negative and one is positiveâ??I think that is too obvious to require a proof.) This proves that negative times positive is negative. Now:

X + (-Y) = 0
(X)(-Y) + (-X)(-Y) = 0

Since the term on the left is negative (as we just proved!), the term on the right must be positive.
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Shade on June 06, 2005, 12:47:08 PM
bah i hate math -.-
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Mo on June 06, 2005, 01:00:53 PM
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bah i hate math -.-
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And math hates YOU  :tease:
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Tyrael on June 06, 2005, 05:07:26 PM
yeah i really hate maths too lol
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Soul Sojourner on June 06, 2005, 07:50:13 PM
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yeah i really hate maths too lol
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I love math, without it... NWN wouldn't exist. But I hate doing math -_- ick.
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: iceycool56 on June 06, 2005, 10:39:50 PM
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I love math, without it... NWN wouldn't exist. But I hate doing math -_- ick.
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Calculus is the worse... it killed my love for math.  I was able to tolerate Calc 1; Calc 2 I'm glad I survived, and 3 wasn't really that bad.  I think Bus is trying to harness the power of math to rule over everything.  Maybe he's trying to use derivatives and integrals to make a powerful whacking stick  :o
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Mo on June 07, 2005, 03:21:20 AM
Ahh my good old Cal 2 professor...To this day i wonder what language he was speaking  :crazy:
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: 420 on June 07, 2005, 12:06:52 PM
Yeah, when I explained to my Calculus 2 professor that I didn't buy his attempt to marry Calculus and Physics and that I was going to change my major because of it, he invited me to hang out with him during finals and make fun of the remaining students.

-420
Title: King Bus IVIIX , Ruler of All
Post by: Mercy on June 08, 2005, 01:44:46 AM
lol