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Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Who The Man on April 05, 2005, 04:06:16 AM
I am your superior because I am member number 42, I own everyone who has a higher number than that. I request that you call me sir or you shall be punished by penalty of law. Thank you. This thread is property of Who The Man. No tresspassing.
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Mo on April 05, 2005, 04:25:03 AM
Sneaks by..... :ph34r:
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on April 05, 2005, 07:27:16 AM
Too bad. Officer Number 15 says Who the Man has no rule over officers of higher number than he.


BTW for those who didn't figure it out yet, I am officer number 15, and Who the Man is officer number 42. Mo is also officer number 28(neato you've a higher number than me ;)).


-Lord Elessar
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Celestial1 on April 05, 2005, 10:02:43 AM
#25 is superior to all. Bow down to it's 1/4 of 100-ness.

~Celestial
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: nathan on April 05, 2005, 10:51:29 AM
yeah, I wish I could say I was number 1 but i'm 288
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Who The Man on April 05, 2005, 11:16:33 AM
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Too bad. Officer Number 15 says Who the Man has no rule over officers of higher number than he.
BTW for those who didn't figure it out yet, I am officer number 15, and Who the Man is officer number 42. Mo is also officer number 28(neato you've a higher number than me ;)).
-Lord Elessar
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This is what I get for joining a day late, if we never had to register again I'd be number 5. I have full control of any number higher than me and according to the rules (section 8, sub section g, line 5) "Officers cannot strip other officers of their power."

Edit: And I caught all of you except Mo who was very seneaky. You will all go to court and be sued by me because of tresspassing onto my thread. We thank you for your money.
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Anheg on April 05, 2005, 11:28:52 AM
(http://balr0g.free.fr/hfr/img/stfu.jpg)
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Who The Man on April 05, 2005, 11:39:17 AM
Mr. T has bling.
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Celestial1 on April 05, 2005, 11:57:40 AM
I'm the uber officer. I am spam hunter. I am global moderator. I am #25.

Fear me.

*Rips Who The Man's officer tag off and replaces it with a "102" and dons his "I'm going to kick your butt in court, man" suit*

~Celestial
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: 7th Heaven on April 05, 2005, 12:05:31 PM
:)
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: BzK on April 05, 2005, 12:16:56 PM
stop posting on different accounts you bugger <_<
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Anheg on April 05, 2005, 01:41:46 PM
I was simply showing my original number
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on April 05, 2005, 03:49:26 PM
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This is what I get for joining a day late, if we never had to register again I'd be number 5. I have full control of any number higher than me and according to the rules (section 8, sub section g, line 5) "Officers cannot strip other officers of their power."

Edit: And I caught all of you except Mo who was very seneaky. You will all go to court and be sued by me because of tresspassing onto my thread. We thank you for your money.
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Ahem, according to the rules "However, officers of a number lower than another officer, may remove the officer of the higher numbers power."(section 8, subsection g, line 6) and learn to spell Number 42.

Also, section 14, subsection q, lines 3-4: "Officers must have a legitimate reason for sueing another Officer. If an officer attempts to sue another officer with a reason of no legitimacy, the officers who were attempted to be sued have the right to sue the origanal suer for three times the amount origanally wanted by teh first suer." So now I, Officer Number 15, sue you, Officer Number 42, for attempting to sue Officers 8, 25, 28, 146, 176 and myself, Officer Number 15. I, along with Officers 8, 25, 146, and 176, will see you in court.



Number 15 Out.
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Mo on April 05, 2005, 04:18:56 PM
Fools!  You can not over come my power! Now bow before the all-powerful #1 :D
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Who The Man on April 05, 2005, 06:01:32 PM
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Ahem, according to the rules "However, officers of a number lower than another officer, may remove the officer of the higher numbers power."(section 8, subsection g, line 6) and learn to spell Number 42.

Also, section 14, subsection q, lines 3-4: "Officers must have a legitimate reason for sueing another Officer. If an officer attempts to sue another officer with a reason of no legitimacy, the officers who were attempted to be sued have the right to sue the origanal suer for three times the amount origanally wanted by teh first suer." So now I, Officer Number 15, sue you, Officer Number 42, for attempting to sue Officers 8, 25, 28, 146, 176 and myself, Officer Number 15. I, along with Officers 8, 25, 146, and 176, will see you in court.
Number 15 Out.
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Dear Number 15,
Please refer back to your rule book. According to Line 7, Subsection g, Section 8: "Line Number 6 is completely false, however this line is true." Anyway I am better than you and I shall prove it matematically: 42 is a multiple of 6; 4+2=6. Number 15, I must say, I don't think you even graduated from Lucidmagic Academy of Registering, because to graduate you must learn how to encrypt and deciphyer complex forum code. I am misspelling theese words so they can be encypted. Learn to deciypher Number 15.

I have a legit reason of sueing, if you look at the post above, and not any post above, but the ORIGINAL post, which is the most important post in the thread clearly states: This thread is property of Who The Man. No tresspassing. YOU and the other officers have trespassed, if you were smart like Mo you would've sneaked by, but alas this gives me more proof that you never graduated from the Academy and therefore you are a fraud. Your title should and will be mine. I'll see you in court. And Rule #1 in the rule book is: Who The Man has the right to sue as he wishes and this line is 100% true.

Mo, you always were a cheater back in the Academy, please refrain from changing your rank though, as that is worse than cheating, that is fraud, I shall see you in court too.

Summary:
1: Line 6 is false
2: 4+2=6X7=42>3X5=15
3: 15 learn to deciphyer
4: 42 has legit reason to sue
5: 15=Fraud
6: I will see 15 in court.
7: I will see "1" in court.

42 is also a 0 away from 420 which is a good plant to use and is also a person in this forum. =)
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on April 05, 2005, 06:17:54 PM
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Summary:
1: Line 6 is false
2: 4+2=6X7=42>3X5=15
3: 15 learn to deciphyer
4: 42 has legit reason to sue
5: 15=Fraud
6: I will see 15 in court.
7: I will see "1" in court.

42 is also a 0 away from 420 which is a good plant to use and is also a person in this forum. =)
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1.  line "7" doesn't exist
2.  4+2 does not equal 6x7.  15 is a multiple of 3, a number that forever seems to be popping up, both in Throbbleserve and JKR's affairs.
3.  I don't need to learn to decypher. You need to learn to spell. Spelling is more important in life than decyphering a non-existant code.
4.  You have niether a deed to this thread nor a deed to lucidmagic.com, so thus, you do not "own" anything. It is the internet. It is perfectly allowed to look at and post to.
5.  Number 15 is not a fraud.
6.  Yes, you will see me, but it will be because I am sueing you.
7.  1 is not "cheating". He is simply using his powers as he sees fit to use them.
8.  Actually, 42 is 378 away from 420. 420 is not a plant, and I would appreciate it if you would not refer to him as one.


Number 15 out.
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Who The Man on April 05, 2005, 06:50:51 PM
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1.  line "7" doesn't exist
2.  4+2 does not equal 6x7.  15 is a multiple of 3, a number that forever seems to be popping up, both in Throbbleserve and JKR's affairs.
3.  I don't need to learn to decypher. You need to learn to spell. Spelling is more important in life than decyphering a non-existant code.
4.  You have niether a deed to this thread nor a deed to lucidmagic.com, so thus, you do not "own" anything. It is the internet. It is perfectly allowed to look at and post to.
5.  Number 15 is not a fraud.
6.  Yes, you will see me, but it will be because I am sueing you.
7.  1 is not "cheating". He is simply using his powers as he sees fit to use them.
8.  Actually, 42 is 378 away from 420. 420 is not a plant, and I would appreciate it if you would not refer to him as one.
Number 15 out.
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8: I was expecting you to make that smart ass comment.
2: Same as 7
1: In fact it does exist should it be deemed necessary I will show you a snapshot of the rulebook witht he line.
3: You do in fact need to decypher, it is a requirement for graduating Lucid Magic Academy, this proves more that you have not yet been to this academy and that you are a fraud
4: In fact I do have a deed to this thread, like 1 i shall show a snapshot should it be deemed necessary in court
5: Mind giving evidence =)
6: That's strange becuase I already am trying to sue you, should LM Court hold our case, you will owe me your Number Rank
7: I am using my hacking powers on your computer as I see fit to use them  :P

Number 15 out= :blink:
Number 42 out= B)

I go out of order because I am using another code that you must either try to decypher, or give up.
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Mo on April 05, 2005, 06:58:41 PM
I pity your lawyers and what ever judge has to hear this.....

As Officer #1...I am urging you both to practice some constraint before making threats.
We do not need a civil war among the officers of lucidmagic.


Number 1 out  :P  :P
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on April 05, 2005, 07:54:15 PM
Number 15 is being copied. I must copyright my closing. *goes to copyright office and gets a copyright for the closing* There, now, if you want to use my closing you must drop your case and make this land open to the public!


Number 15 out
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: BzK on April 05, 2005, 09:10:55 PM
what the bloody hell are you crazy people talking about? :blink:
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Guest on April 05, 2005, 10:56:16 PM
LMAO. You people are fuggin nuts
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on April 06, 2005, 07:07:46 AM
We are talking about stuff you should know, number 8 :P

eeep! a UPN! UNIDENTIFIED POSTING NUMBER!



Number 15 out
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: 420 on April 06, 2005, 12:34:11 PM
I am not a number, I'm a human... oh wait, I am a number.

Anyway this thread is giving me The Prisoner (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0061287/) and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/hitchhikers/guide/answer.shtml) flashbacks.

It's like a freakin' British TV show jambroo around here!

-420
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on April 06, 2005, 03:41:14 PM
Numba 15 still rocks way beyond Numba 42!


Number 15 out
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Guest on April 07, 2005, 01:09:26 AM
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Numba 15 still rocks way beyond Numba 42!
Number 15 out
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If that comment is sarcastic, then yes, that is true.
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on April 07, 2005, 07:33:11 AM
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If that comment is sarcastic, then yes, that is true.
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=P if you're a guest posting atleast sign a name so we have an idea who said it, and i wasn't bein sarcastic.

number 15 out
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Lance Ezekiel on April 07, 2005, 08:04:14 AM
4 owns you all (bar Mo,2 and 3) :lol:
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Wobbles on April 07, 2005, 08:31:44 AM
<--- Gorrilla pwns you all, hands down.
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Illutian on April 07, 2005, 09:47:13 AM
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(http://balr0g.free.fr/hfr/img/stfu.jpg)
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LOL, omg, CLASSIC!...and they say cartoons have no point :P
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Aljn on April 07, 2005, 09:55:37 AM
*cough* Number 10  :D
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: doofer101 on April 07, 2005, 11:03:02 AM
I am not a number, I am a man! Oh wait im #54 haha in your face #55 whoever that is :P
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Meclar on April 09, 2005, 06:42:39 PM
What number am I?   :( Ah here we go
<<<<<<<<<<<<<

Dang I got nothin'
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on April 09, 2005, 09:29:53 PM
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What number am I?   :( Ah here we go
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Dang I got nothin'
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hello #79 =)



Number 15 out
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Throbblefoot on April 09, 2005, 11:05:59 PM
39. And I thought that was weak.

-Throbblefoot
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: maverick on April 10, 2005, 01:50:28 AM
looks for his #








found it =D
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on April 10, 2005, 03:24:04 PM
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39. And I thought that was weak.

-Throbblefoot
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=) Greetings Number 39.



Number 15 out.
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: BzK on April 10, 2005, 04:00:07 PM
ok ENOUGH :o
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Meclar on April 11, 2005, 08:48:12 AM
^^^^^^^^^^^   Someone's a little jealous about the size of their number   :P
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Anheg on April 11, 2005, 10:38:30 AM
mine is bigger than all of yours
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: BzK on April 11, 2005, 10:38:55 AM
I'm #8, why would I be jealous? =P

I'm just tired of pointless discussions... this thread is like arguing about post count >_<
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Anheg on April 11, 2005, 11:34:22 AM
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I'm #8, why would I be jealous? =P

I'm just tired of pointless discussions... this thread is like arguing about post count >_<
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Because mine is longer :D

Then stop looking at it
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Blood Angel on April 11, 2005, 01:55:08 PM
I'm number 37, hi
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on April 11, 2005, 03:36:59 PM
hello number 37


numba 15 out
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Soul Sojourner on April 11, 2005, 06:16:30 PM
Muahahaaa, Mines the highest... #336 ^_^
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: ~HeLLMasteRHeLL~ on April 11, 2005, 06:21:20 PM
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Muahahaaa, Mines the highest... #336 ^_^
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Oh ya, well I'm 469!!! Muahahahaaa HeLL got pwned...
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on April 11, 2005, 07:06:11 PM
don't make two accounts for no reason


numba 15 out
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: maverick on April 12, 2005, 12:00:25 AM
this isnt the same as post count its just a fun thing to do i guess but it doesnt affect post counts i dont think
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Soul Sojourner on April 12, 2005, 12:53:23 AM
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don't make two accounts for no reason
numba 15 out
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I did'nt have too, I've had the second account for a loong time from a time when I could'nt log on.
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on April 12, 2005, 07:18:32 AM
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I did'nt have too, I've had the second account for a loong time from a time when I could'nt log on.
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you just contradicted yourself :P still. stick to one account



numba 15 out
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Wobbles on April 12, 2005, 11:34:01 AM
i'm number..
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Wobbles on April 12, 2005, 11:34:11 AM
304 =)
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: 420 on April 12, 2005, 01:00:14 PM
Elessar,

Look here (http://www.homestarrunner.com/mrshmallow.html) to see why American marshmallows rule all!

-420
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Elessar Telrunya on April 12, 2005, 03:50:04 PM
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Elessar,

Look here (http://www.homestarrunner.com/mrshmallow.html) to see why American marshmallows rule all!

-420
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NOOO! Number 19! You have exposed my secret identity! :P

Naw, my older sister brought us french marshmallows over christmas. I like them a ton more than american ones. American ones are a bit sugary, but the french ones are excellent. :lol:

Now if you excuse me, I have to file a form to change my secret identity to *mumbles*


Numba 15 out
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: CABAZON on April 13, 2005, 08:23:17 PM
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don't make two accounts for no reason
numba 15 out
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I GOT AN IDEA! LETS GO TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO DO ON A WEBSITE
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Soul Sojourner on April 13, 2005, 08:33:35 PM
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I GOT AN IDEA! LETS GO TELL PEOPLE WHAT TO DO ON A WEBSITE
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*Snickers*
Title: Officer Number 42
Post by: Who The Man on May 01, 2005, 02:46:03 AM
42 is still better