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Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: 420 on August 18, 2007, 01:02:56 PM
OK, this thread is for posting things you see on the internet and don't know whether it's funny as hell or sad as fuck.

A Yahoo advertisement:
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How pathetic are the police that they now have to advertise crimes on the internet?

-420

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Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: Throbblefoot on August 18, 2007, 01:06:26 PM
I was pretty sure this article (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070818/ap_on_fe_st/odd_wrong_dealer;_ylt=AodR4IIhQL8WAdiMlaUqGLCs0NUE) was sad until I got to the last line, then I realized, nope, that's hilarious.

-Throbblefoot
Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: Mercy on August 18, 2007, 02:14:33 PM
Hahahahaha. Love yours throbbles. And 420 lol @ yours, thats rediculous.
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Post by: Soul Sojourner on August 18, 2007, 06:40:29 PM
Sad @ both.
Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: Throbblefoot on August 18, 2007, 11:45:19 PM
How about this: My musical taste is too weird for pandora:
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That said, for my more mainstream tastes, it seems pretty accurate and entertaining- check it out (http://pandora.com/).

-Throbblefoot

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Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: 420 on August 19, 2007, 01:48:15 PM
Posted this in the quotes thread but I figured it needed to go here too.
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"Canada claimed the passage in 1973 but competition to control the Arctic has intensified with global warming. Shrinking polar ice has raised the possibility of new shipping lanes and development of what one U.S. study suggested could be as much as 25 percent of the world's undiscovered oil and gas." -Associated Press Writer (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070819/ap_on_re_ca/bush_canada_mexico)

I guess we now know exactly what our leaders think about global warming.

-420
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Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: Mercy on August 20, 2007, 05:18:35 AM
Wow 420, I really like that one lol.
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Post by: Soul Sojourner on August 20, 2007, 03:47:02 PM
I heard that police advertisement on the radio just the other day.
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Post by: Mo on August 22, 2007, 11:31:31 PM
This is quite good.

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Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: 420 on August 23, 2007, 01:10:19 PM
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This is quite good.
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I can't view it, my browser just tries to open it with quicktime then gives me a big question mark.

-420
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Post by: Mo on August 23, 2007, 03:47:58 PM
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I can't view it, my browser just tries to open it with quicktime then gives me a big question mark.

-420
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Quicktime is a virus.  That's why it doesn't work.
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Post by: Soul Sojourner on August 24, 2007, 12:50:03 AM
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Quicktime is a virus.  That's why it doesn't work.
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Agreed. :lol:
Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: 420 on September 10, 2007, 01:46:08 PM
From a recent NWN2" MotB review:
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I'm certain that this game is a huge graphics engine eater, and I don't know how they got it to work without the game crashing every time. The representative there at PAX told me they had given NWN2 a complete overhaul with improved graphics and lighting.
Funny that the expansion is really the rest of the game. Sad that they sold us half a game claiming it was finished.

-420
Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: Mo on September 12, 2007, 10:17:28 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN62wqBdbxA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN62wqBdbxA)
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Post by: Meclar on September 12, 2007, 10:22:45 PM
nice and after it was done I got this link  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBerpymCZH8&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBerpymCZH8&NR=1)
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Post by: 420 on September 13, 2007, 01:54:11 AM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN62wqBdbxA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IN62wqBdbxA)
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Funny.

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nice and after it was done I got this link  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBerpymCZH8&NR=1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBerpymCZH8&NR=1)
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Sad, only because those boobs aren't real.

-420
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Post by: Throbblefoot on September 13, 2007, 08:54:17 PM
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Where does that translation come from? Unbearable....

-Throbblefoot
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Post by: 420 on September 16, 2007, 09:14:17 PM
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Travelers ask to see Craig bathroom

Sun Sep 16, 4:33 PM ET

MINNEAPOLIS, Minn. - When tourists ask for the bathroom in the Minneapolis airport lately, it's usually not because they have to go.

It's because they want to see the stall made famous by U.S. Sen. Larry Craig's arrest in a sex sting.

"It's become a tourist attraction," said Karen Evans, information specialist at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International Airport. "People are taking pictures."

Craig was arrested June 11 by a Minneapolis airport police officer. The Idaho Republican pleaded guilty to misdemeanor disorderly conduct.

Craig has since said his guilty plea was a mistake. His request to withdraw the guilty plea will be heard Sept. 26, just four days before he has said he will step down from his Senate seat.

Just 15 minutes into her shift on Friday, Evans said she had been asked directions to the new tourist attraction four times. Other airport workers field the same question.

"It's by the Lottery shop, right next to the shoeshine shop," said newsstand worker Abdalla Said, adding he gets the question daily.

The Royal Zino Shoeshine shop owner's grandson, Royal Zino, said it has been hectic.

"People have been going inside, taking pictures of the stall, taking pictures outside the bathroom door â?? man, it's been crazy," he said.

On their way to Guatemala, Jon and Sally Westby of Minneapolis made a visit.

"We had to just stop and check out the bathroom," Sally said. "In fact, it's Jon's second time â?? he was here last week already."
"Royal Zino". Really?

-420
Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: cuchulann on September 16, 2007, 09:39:34 PM
That is sad. But a name like Royal Zino is fucking cool. That sounds like a name out of a Bond film.
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Post by: Meclar on September 17, 2007, 09:07:57 PM
link (http://www.unionleader.com/article.aspx?headline=6+of+7+Manchester+cabs+fail+safety+inspections&articleId=7901e1d9-3d71-4ada-a1e6-3a6fe6cde662)
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Post by: Throbblefoot on September 17, 2007, 09:57:07 PM
Hilarious quote from comment on the above link:
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"If you pulled all the city buses and police cruisers and did the same thing they did to us, it would be the same issues, know what I'm saying?"
Hilarious comment on that:
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"If you pulled all the city buses and police cruisers and did the same thing they did to us, it would be the same issues, know what I'm saying?" NO, Mr Cook, I DON'T!!!! We are REQUIRED by law to inspect our buses every time we use them, and we DO NOT use unsafe equipment. If something is broken, it is taken out of service & the mechanics fix it before that bus moves again. Those same mechanics also work on the police vehicles, and they DO A GREAT JOB! Please refrain from insulting the hard working drivers and mechanics at the MTA. Our vehicles cannot be compared to the deathtraps I see driving around with "Taxi" written on them.
- DS, Manchester
-Throbblefoot
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Post by: 420 on October 03, 2007, 01:06:05 AM
Someone paid money for this research!
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Panic attacks, heart attacks linked in study

Mon Oct 1, 6:32 PM ET

CHICAGO (Reuters) - People who experience the anxiety, racing heartbeat and rapid breathing of a panic attack have a higher risk of a heart attack or stroke, researchers said on Monday.

"Our study adds panic attacks to the list of emotional states and psychiatric symptoms that have been linked to excess risk of cardiovascular disease and death," wrote study author Dr. Jordan Smoller of Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston.

Previous research found people with persistent feelings of depression, anger and hostility are at higher risk of heart attack, according to the study, published in the Archives of General Psychiatry.

The study identified a more than three-fold increased risk of a heart attack or stroke within five years in 330 women who had originally reported a panic attack in the prior six months. They were among 3,369 women aged 51 to 83 to participate in the study.

Smoller said several factors may be at work, including that the symptoms of panic attacks inflict damage on the heart and the cardiovascular system.

Feelings of panic could induce blood platelet production that increases the risk of a blood clot, which can trigger a heart attack or stroke. Panic attacks also may lead to a spasm of an artery feeding the heart, which can reduce or cut off blood flow, he added.

-420
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Post by: Soul Sojourner on October 03, 2007, 09:56:46 PM
Fucking christ... I made that connection myself when I was 14. I figure, if you're having a panic attack, one step beyond is probably a heart attack...

Fucking waste.
Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: 420 on October 04, 2007, 01:42:16 PM
Lede of an article on Yahoo:
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PIKEVILLE, Ky. - Kentucky officials on Thursday sued the manufacturer of OxyContin, the prescription pain reliever dubbed "hillbilly heroin," because of widespread abuse in Appalachia.

-420
Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: Soul Sojourner on October 04, 2007, 07:05:17 PM
Which party is more pathetic? The 'officials' or the manufacturer?  :rolleyes:
Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: 420 on October 04, 2007, 07:59:23 PM
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Which party is more pathetic? The 'officials' or the manufacturer?
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You say that as if they aren't the same thing.

-420
Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: Soul Sojourner on October 05, 2007, 06:43:19 PM
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You say that as if they aren't the same thing.

-420
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Why would they sue themselves? :lol:
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Post by: Meclar on October 06, 2007, 12:06:05 PM
Denver International Airport (http://salonesoterica.wordpress.com/2007/10/05/the-denver-airport-conspiracy/)

I'd like to make a day trip just to see this.
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Post by: Throbblefoot on October 06, 2007, 09:03:50 PM
That guy in the video is a nutter, plain and simple, and he didn't understand the graphic style. He thought those stuffed animals in glass cases were re-engineered, alive, and ready to be "released" into the world.

-Throbblefoot
Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: 420 on October 07, 2007, 11:22:58 AM
Is "pathetisad" a word?

-420
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Post by: Meclar on October 07, 2007, 12:51:53 PM
No but saddestofallpathetic is
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Post by: Soul Sojourner on October 07, 2007, 07:09:06 PM
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Is "pathetisad" a word?

-420
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No, but it should be.
Title: Funny or Sad?
Post by: Mercy on October 07, 2007, 09:50:03 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5DxrxPYIQw (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5DxrxPYIQw)
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Post by: Meclar on October 08, 2007, 01:00:38 AM
Fuck Parade?
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Post by: Mercy on October 08, 2007, 02:31:11 AM
lolz. I'm not sure, I do think its Love Parade, but I'm not positive. Just a great vid. :D
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Post by: Anheg on October 08, 2007, 07:47:33 PM
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ROFL!

 :D  That made my night
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Post by: Chard! on October 09, 2007, 12:59:46 AM
lol the beginning was much more funnier then the rest of the vid. =D
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Post by: 420 on December 03, 2007, 02:03:56 AM
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Thieves steal 17 tons of Christmas ham

December 2, 2007

SYDNEY, Australia - Thieves stole 17.6 tons of ham and bacon from a warehouse and left behind a message busting the owners' chops, police said Monday.

"Thanks," the crooks daubed on a wall of the Zammit Hand and Bacon curers warehouse in suburban Sydney. "Merry Christmas."

Police said the robbery occurred some time between late afternoon Saturday and dawn Sunday.

Owner Anthony Zammit said that when he arrived for work Monday he found a hole in a wall of the building where the thieves appeared to have entered. The stolen meat was worth up to $88,000, he said.

Zammit said he was offering a $4,420 reward for anyone who helped to recover the meat, and that his company would work overtime to make sure all its Christmas orders were filled.

"We're working 24 hours a day, seven days a week and put on extra staff," he said. "We won't let anyone down."
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Post by: cuchulann on December 03, 2007, 02:35:40 AM
I'd have to say that was sad becuase due to the massive quantity I can't see how that kind of theft would turn profitable for the thieves. Also the nasty note they left behind suggests it was purely malicious. So the company is out a big chunk of liquid assets, and bunch of meat will go to fertilize a bunch of rocks off some ditch.
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Post by: Soul Sojourner on December 03, 2007, 05:07:00 AM
$4,420 eh? Now that's my kind of number! And by the looks of it, you probably concur, eh 420?
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Post by: Mo on December 03, 2007, 10:09:01 AM
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$4,420 eh? Now that's my kind of number! And by the looks of it, you probably concur, eh 420?
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You talk like a Canadian eh HeLL?
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Post by: Soul Sojourner on December 04, 2007, 01:42:03 AM
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You talk like a Canadian eh HeLL?
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Omg! You talk like a Minnesotan eh, Mo? :lol:
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Post by: Mo on December 04, 2007, 09:23:31 AM
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Omg! You talk like a Minnesotan eh, Mo? :lol:
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You people obviously copied us.
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Post by: Soul Sojourner on December 04, 2007, 04:19:55 PM
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You people obviously copied us.
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You people admire our people too much, it is you who copied us! :lol:
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Post by: Mo on December 04, 2007, 04:50:10 PM
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You people admire our people too much, it is you who copied us! :lol:
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Haha please if only you knew how much of a laughing stock you Americans are on the world stage :P

People are just phony to you cause they want your money.

But hey I do admire you people for a lot of reasons.  I'll never live there though.
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Post by: Soul Sojourner on December 04, 2007, 07:01:45 PM
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Haha please if only you knew how much of a laughing stock you Americans are on the world stage :P

People are just phony to you cause they want your money.

But hey I do admire you people for a lot of reasons.  I'll never live there though.
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Who said I was generalizing 'my people' as Americans? Fuck that. I was talkin' bout' us good ole' Minnesotans. :lol:
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Post by: Mo on December 04, 2007, 07:16:29 PM
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Who said I was generalizing 'my people' as Americans? Fuck that. I was talkin' bout' us good ole' Minnesotans. :lol:
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you guys are alright.
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Post by: Soul Sojourner on December 04, 2007, 11:18:05 PM
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you guys are alright.
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Only I'm better than the rest of them.

I'M BETTER THAN YOU ALL!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Shut the fuck up.

...sorry.
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Post by: Mo on December 05, 2007, 12:08:19 AM
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Only I'm better than the rest of them.

I'M BETTER THAN YOU ALL!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Shut the fuck up.

...sorry.
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Hey man...you like hockey over there.  So you're alright in my books.
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Post by: Soul Sojourner on December 06, 2007, 08:39:06 PM
The Mighty Fucks!
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Post by: Anheg on December 07, 2007, 02:20:21 PM
but my hockey teams is one of the worst. You owe me, my team gives your team wins!
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Post by: Soul Sojourner on December 07, 2007, 06:42:23 PM
I don't follow hockey. I prefer sacrificing the souls of innocents to Talos and enjoying the art of murder, thanks.