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The Relationship Guru

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Soul Sojourner:
Hello, ladies and gentlemen!
Relationship troubles? Need some advice? Lost your wallet? *wink* I, the Relationship Guru, am your man!

Every day/week/hour/month/wheneverthefuckIfeellikeit I will be posting one piece of advice from the almighty and powerful me!

67. Always remember to, before a date, dab your hair with toothpaste to make your hair smell minty fresh.

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Mercy:
rofl.

Mo:
So I'm guessing that link isn't supposed to go anywhere on purpose heheh

Soul Sojourner:

--- Quote from: Mo on February 15, 2009, 06:46:21 PM ---So I'm guessing that link isn't supposed to go anywhere on purpose heheh

--- End quote ---
Pretty much. =P

Soul Sojourner:
34. As a rule, one should always remember to shave before a date. Experts agree that lawnmower blades and elbow grease give you a closer, smoother shave.

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