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Anheg:
George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline -
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>           Pres. Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use.  The best
>way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal aliens!  That
>would be 11 million less people using our gasoline.  The price of gas would
>come down.  Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border.  When they
>catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him (or her) a
>canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship 'em to Iraq.  Tell 'em if they want
>to come to America then they must serve a tour in the military.   Give 'em
>a soldier's pay while they are there and tax 'em on it.
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>           After their tour, they will be allowed to become a citizen since
>they defended this country.  They will also be registered to be taxed and
>be a legal patriot.  This option will probably deter illegal immigration
>and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make
>a better life for themselves.  If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq
>anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
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>       Problem solved.  If you think this is a good solution to both the
>problems, forward it to your friends.
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>       I just did.

420:
Sweet.

-420

Mercy:
Im pretty sure thats actually a Carlos Mencia quote. At least he used it on his show not to long ago, I have watched all of Carlins stand ups. :P

Soul Sojourner:
Great idea.

Anheg:

--- Quote ---Im pretty sure thats actually a Carlos Mencia quote. At least he used it on his show not to long ago, I have watched all of Carlins stand ups. :P
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Mencia is funny but generaly if Carlos and someone else said the same thing Carlos is the copyer.

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