George Carlin's Solution to Save Gasoline -
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> Pres. Bush wants us to cut the amount of gas we use. The best
>way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million illegal aliens! That
>would be 11 million less people using our gasoline. The price of gas would
>come down. Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they
>catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border, hand him (or her) a
>canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship 'em to Iraq. Tell 'em if they want
>to come to America then they must serve a tour in the military. Give 'em
>a soldier's pay while they are there and tax 'em on it.
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> After their tour, they will be allowed to become a citizen since
>they defended this country. They will also be registered to be taxed and
>be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter illegal immigration
>and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make
>a better life for themselves. If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq
>anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.
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> Problem solved. If you think this is a good solution to both the
>problems, forward it to your friends.
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> I just did.