Now why the fuck I bother to tell you degenerates about my absence is a matter only god knows. Hence the reason I know and you don't.
Kidding. (maybe)
Anyway, in approximately 1 week (7 days), I will be absent for likely two full days at least. I know this is a terrifying thought, but keep the crack in your sack before you start to rejoice.. err, I mean lament, yes, that's it. Around that time my gf will be moving in with me and I have alot of plans and whatnot then and thereafter. So it is likely that I will be gone for most of three days if not gone completely for that time, and all the time following that, may be absent alot more than I am now. Or in other words, alot less present.
However, you're still probably going to have to put up with me posting for at least once a day which is good for you because of how much you love, worship, and praise me.
I'm sure I need not explain the reason for any this if you have any fucking sense about you.
Now, all that's left is for all of you to bow the fuck down! :king:
P.S. You'll never fucking get rid of me! Bwahahahahahahaaa!!!