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« Reply #60 on: April 14, 2007, 06:39:24 PM »
"It's like the twisted collaborative brainchild of Timothy Leary and Lewis Carol."
-Sam, Episode 5: Reality 2.0

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« Reply #61 on: April 15, 2007, 04:09:35 AM »
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« Reply #62 on: April 17, 2007, 04:41:50 AM »
"So it's still a sword, it just acts as a key in certain situations?"
"Ooooor, it's a key all the time... and when you stick it in people... it unlocks their death."
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« Reply #63 on: May 03, 2007, 02:08:21 AM »
"I'm the commander guy."
-George W. Bush, April 2, 2007

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« Reply #64 on: May 03, 2007, 03:38:26 PM »
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« Reply #65 on: May 05, 2007, 02:20:57 PM »
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"I'm the commander guy."
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Thanks to Revisionist Republican Rhetoric, the quote is now "I'm a commander guy" (despite what the official White House stenographer actually transcribed).

Read about the Hilarious Attempts to Justify His Raving

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« Reply #66 on: May 07, 2007, 09:53:21 PM »
"If it weren't for the death penalty we wouldn't have Easter." -Bill Hicks

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« Reply #67 on: May 09, 2007, 09:34:59 PM »
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"I'm the commander guy."
-George W. Bush, April 2, 2007
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And we can't forget some of his other whimsical word woopses.

We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile or our allies hostile. -August 21, 2000

[My critics] misunderestimated me. -November 6, 2000

The illiteracy level of our children are appalling. -January 23, 2004

[Our enemies] never stop thinking of ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we. -August 5, 2004

It was not always given that the United States and America would have a close relationship. -June 29, 2006

As well as his slip with the queen. What year was our bicentennial, Mr. Bush?

*All quotes sourced from this article.

-Elessar

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« Reply #68 on: May 10, 2007, 01:06:13 AM »
"Actually, we're paying you a compliment, 'cause we're gonna do some stupid shit! But that's okay, we're stunt people, we ain't got good sense."  
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« Reply #69 on: May 13, 2007, 02:41:08 PM »
"If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize."-Muhammad Ali

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« Reply #70 on: May 17, 2007, 04:48:38 PM »
"If you ever drop your keys in lava, let 'em go because man, they're gone."
- Jack Handy

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« Reply #71 on: May 18, 2007, 07:05:44 AM »
"There's only one Return... And it's the Return of the Jedi"
- Clerks II

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« Reply #72 on: May 21, 2007, 11:04:18 PM »
If you can't be great, be long. -Arlo Guthrie


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« Reply #73 on: June 08, 2007, 05:17:04 PM »
"Screaming and crying, Paris Hilton was escorted out of a courtroom and back to jail Friday after a judge ruled that she must serve out her entire 45-day sentence behind bars rather than in her Hollywood Hills home." - AP Writer

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« Reply #74 on: June 08, 2007, 09:43:27 PM »
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« Reply #75 on: June 11, 2007, 12:02:59 PM »
And remember to help control the pet population by having your pets spaded or neutered! -Bob Barker

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« Reply #76 on: June 12, 2007, 11:15:57 AM »
Smoke like a chimney, work like a horse, eat without thinking, go for a walk only in really pleasant company. - Albert Einstein

My last meal? A Double Whopper and a Linzer tart. - Gene Simmons

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« Reply #77 on: June 12, 2007, 01:54:25 PM »
"Whenever I'm confused I just check my underwear. It holds the answer to all the important questions."
-Abe "Grandpa" Simpson
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« Reply #78 on: June 12, 2007, 06:48:16 PM »
Great Quotes!

''Think with your dick!'' -Ser Red Ronnet Connington

A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use.
- Galileo Galilei

"I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have."
- Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826)

"Each problem that I solved became a rule which served afterwards to solve other problems."
- Rene Descartes (1596-1650), "Discours de la Methode"

No lower can a man descend than to interpret his dreams into gold and silver
Author: Kahlil Gibran

Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that ...
Author: George Carlin

The best reason for having dreams is that in dreams no reasons are necessary
Author: Ashleigh (Ellwood) Brilliant

Thoughts are but dreams till their effects be tried.
Author: William Shakespeare

To accomplish great things we must not only act but also dream, not only plan but also believe.
Author: Anatole

To believe in one's dreams is to spend all of one's life asleep
Author: Chinese Proverb

We must stop talking about the American dream and start listening to the dreams of Americans.
Author: Max Beerbohm

Quote: When your dreams tire, they go underground and out of kindness that's where they stay.
Libby Houston

Not everything that can be counted counts, and not everything that counts can be counted.
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Nothing great in the world has ever been accomplished without passion
Author: G. W. F. Hegel

Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm
Author: Ralph Waldo Emmerson

Persistence is the twin sister of excellence. One is a matter of quality; the other, a matter of time.
Author: Marabel Morgan


Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.-- John Quincy Adams

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. â?? Herm Albright
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« Reply #79 on: June 28, 2007, 12:32:28 PM »
"I got to be Jim Morrison a lot longer than he did."  Warren Zevon
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« Reply #80 on: June 29, 2007, 01:36:44 AM »
Elessar: why is the shit coming from his head?
Anheg: cause its japanese?
Elessar: why is the shit coming from his head?
Anheg: cause its japanese?

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« Reply #81 on: June 29, 2007, 09:17:25 AM »
You're a crackhead! :lol:
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« Reply #82 on: June 30, 2007, 02:12:50 PM »
"We're going to have to do a clean sweep because there has been a culture of cronyism, corruption and incompetence."

"I have no illusions about how hard this job is. I have seen it closely. It is always hard, and after President Bush and Vice President Cheney, it is really going to be hard."

 -Hillary Clinton about the Bush administration

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« Reply #83 on: July 02, 2007, 01:31:47 AM »
Hah!

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« Reply #84 on: July 03, 2007, 04:26:44 PM »
I wouldn't be so paranoid if the world wasn't out to get me. - The Briggs, "My Own Enemy"
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« Reply #85 on: July 08, 2007, 12:25:12 PM »
"I thought that the most fascinating part of the story is that if the squid was prepared for the table, the rings would be the size of tractor tires."
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« Reply #86 on: July 08, 2007, 06:15:09 PM »
By listing his email I am to assume you encourage us to spam back at him in retaliation?
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« Reply #87 on: July 08, 2007, 07:46:29 PM »
"By listing his email I am to assume you encourage us to spam back at him in retaliation?" -Anheg

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« Reply #88 on: July 09, 2007, 02:39:09 AM »
"I believe gator wrestlers are definitely a dying breed" -James Peacock

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« Reply #89 on: July 09, 2007, 08:51:24 AM »
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"I believe gator wrestlers are definitely a dying breed" -James Peacock

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Only because stingrays are killing them off  :lol:
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