Parts of those rules are barely even relevant anymore. Especially the profanity part of that specific one.
This thread sucks.
I hope the whole wanksta thing you've got going on is supposed to be some extremely crappy joke, and that you don't act like that all the time. If people acted that way around me, I'd smack them with my cocoa cup.
In the end, I'd give this thread the doubt of the doubt, for any benefit it is without. (Yes, I rhymed on purpose, in a mocking sort of fashion)