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Welcome to Elessar Telrunya's selection of Really Bad Capes.
Entry No. 1: "Beware of THE RED ALGIE'S POISON! We will send our red algie into all the seas of Tyria and destroy all sea life, then we will adapt to the land!" *maniacal laughter*
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Entry No. 2: "We are THE AMAZING YIN-YANGS! We are monks who are working to bring peace into the war-stricken Tyria."
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Entry No. 3: "Yo-ho, yo-ho, a pirates life for me," sings THE BURNING BEARDS. "We will be aplunderin and astealin and aburnin all ports on Tyria! Ar!"
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Entry No. 4: "THE EVIL IDEAS will bring chaos and destruction upon all of Tyria through our brilliantly masterminded schemes and plots!"
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Entry No. 5: "Welcome to THE FLORA FANATICS v. 1.0, we are working to bring flora to even the dryest deserts in Tyria, and to stop all those who would wish to harm any flora: natural, magical, and attacking."
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Entry No. 6: "Welcome to THE FLORA FANATICS v. 2.0, we are the new and improved FLORA FANATICS. We extend our efforts to destroying all those who have even the slightest desire to destroy flora in Tyria."
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Entry No. 7: "We are THE MUDDY BEARS. We roll around in mud and eat. Got any honey?"
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Entry No. 8: "Now you shall experience real power. All of PYRAMID POWER will harness the power of pyramids in unity to strike devistating blows to our foes."
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Note: I got this idea from an episode of MythBusters I saw, apparently there are a bunch of myths about pyramids that if you are positioned just right inside one, it would have amazing preservatives effects upon you. This position is where the Pharoh's tomb would be. The myth, of course, was busted.
Entry No. 9: "Hey! Where'd our burning witch go?! Now we can't even anounce ourselves..." >.>
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Well, that's all the time we have today at Elessar Telrunya's REALLY BAD CAPES. Tune in next week for more exciting fun with horible capes that people could design.
-Elessar
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