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Should we extinguish the sun?
420:
Haven't slept for 4 days... SAMPA is everywhere... I can see him staring at me through my window at night... with his EYES... he just floats there... DAMN YOU SAMPA!!!! shhh, he might hear me... SAMPA crashed my toilet and pretended to be a plumber to infiltrate my inner sanctum! inner sanctum... I didn't let SAMPA fix my toilet and now my toilet isn't working... all SAMPA's fault!!!
Can't you see! It's in the bible people, somewhere near the back! SAMPA made the sun to destroy the Earth by slowly roasting us alive over hundreds of millions of years! DIABOLICAL!
I have a cheap proposal that is possible with today's rocket technology. First we get all of the SPF 30 sun screen lotion IN THE WORLD! Then we load it up into specially modified spacecraft and distribute an even layer of SPF 30 sun screen as a thin globe around the sun.
If SAMPA weren't out there I would be collecting SPF 30 sun screen lotion door-to-door. I call upon all sun-fearing citizens to go out and collect SPF 30 sun screen lotion and send it to NASA! Good old NASA, he'll know what to do.
-420
Elessar Telrunya:
We have reached personification!
Elessar out.
Celestial1:
Uhm, are you *drunk* during all the times you posted, 420?
I'm all for destroying human life either way, but I mean hey, we live longer with the sun-until it sucks us in with it's diabolical gravitational orbit and kills us all with a bloody fiery-Oh my god, you got me doing it!!!!!
~Celestial
Throbblefoot:
420, I say this not as the Chair of SAMPA, but as a fellow human, and out of concern for your neighbors:
Let the plumber fix your toilet. I promise he won't let the sun in behind him.
-Throbblefoot
CABAZON:
HOW FAR CAN YOU SEE IN PRETEND LAND?
I CAN SEE TEN ZILLION MILES BUT YOU CAN'T SEE CAUSE I PERMABANNED EVERYONE BUT ME FROM PRETEND LAND.
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