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The Old Joke Threads!

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Anheg:

--- Quote --- She was shopping at the local Tescos where she selected:

A half-gallon of 2% milk,

A carton of eggs,

A quart of orange juice,

A head of romaine lettuce,

A 2 lb. can of coffee, and

A 1 lb. package of bacon.


As she was unloading my items on the conveyor belt
to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as
she placed the items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up the purchases,
the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single."
she was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she
was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she
was indeed single. she looked at the six items on the
belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her
selections that could have tipped off the drunk to
her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said: "Well,
you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on
earth did you know that?"


The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
--- End quote ---

Soul Sojourner:
This is a bunch of Mercy's joke thread's compiled into one. It also includes joke threads by a couple other individuals that never got replies. (Anheg, Nathan)

This is not his official joke thread, but the old ones. His new one will be pinned. =)

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