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Mercy:
rofl that is good. Heres anothe blonde for ya :).


A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

BzK:

--- Quote ---rofl that is good. Heres anothe blonde for ya :).
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
The Russian said, "We were the first in space!"
The American said, "We were the first on the moon!"
The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!"
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian.
To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
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 :rofl: blonde jokes never get old...

Knuckles:

--- Quote ---:rofl: blonde jokes never get old...
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it was ok, but not that funny. :)

nathan:
A couple, both 78, went to a sex therapist's office in   Winter Haven, Florida.

The doctor asked, "What can I do for  you?"
The man asked, "Will you watch us have sexual   intercourse?"

The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.

When the   couple had finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the   way you have intercourse and charged them $50.

This happened several   weeks in a row.

The couple would make an appointment, have intercourse   with no problems,pay the doctor, then leave.
Finally the doctor asked,   "Just exactly what are
you trying to find out?

The old man said,   "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to   her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges   $90. The Hilton charges $140.. We do it here for $50
and I get $43 back   from Medicare."

Is Florida great or what?

Mercy:
A woman stopped by unannounced at her son's house. She knocked on the door, then immediately walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law laying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the room.
"What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for John to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.
"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed. "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
"Love dress? But you're naked!"
"John loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."
The mother-in-law left.
When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive.
Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.
"What are you doing?" he asked.
"This is my love dress," she whispered, sensually.
"Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?

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