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fireknight40:
You realize I'm a blond person... (don't act like one most the time it's the other personality that does) :P

Knuckles:

--- Quote ---You mean the joke where wobbles posted two useless posts in a row? Yeah, it was mean.

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no I meant mercy joke :P

Mercy:
Oh well, the meaner the better. Sorry more coming, Ive been busy.

Mercy:
Good Manners



During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her
students:

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and
during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say
to her? "

Mike replies : Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss.
The teacher says : That would be very rude and improper on your part.

Johnny replied : I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a
minute.

The teacher says : That's much better but to mention the word "toilet"
during a meal, is unpleasant.

And Charlie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go
shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to
you after dinner. "

The teacher passed out.

Elessar Telrunya:
rofl


-Elessar

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